I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - May 16, 2010 1:08:08 pm PDT #19553 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

sj, sending you all pain-easing thoughts.

Yay sun for Nora and Tom, and good thoughts for Tom's first work day, and a good exploratory day for Nora.

I spent a long time--well, maybe not so long--thinking of myself as an unsympathetic mom. I wanted to be the kisses and cuddles and there, there type of mom who soothed away the hurts and made things better with bactine and bandaids.

The reality was, someone would come in crying too hard to talk and I'd get all top sargent on them. "Shut up that crying! Stop it right now. I can't help till you tell me what's wrong, now stop crying!" Once we got to the sup-sup stage, when they could hold out an arm and I could see the hand dangling by a shred of skin and knew what I was dealing with, they'd stopped crying, so I took my tweezers and bactine and a Snoopy bandaid and made it all better. And by then they were mostly over the sup-sups and if I'd cuddled them they'd have broken down again, so I swatted their behind and sent them back outside.

And then had myself a private freakout and a little sniffle, 'cause--my baby! No hurt baby!


erin_obscure - May 16, 2010 1:14:33 pm PDT #19554 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

For fun times? Read The Stand while wracked with a severe fever from a flu you caught from everyone else you know. Good times, good times.

Heh, or while stuck in traffic in a very long tunnel. {shudder}


Polter-Cow - May 16, 2010 1:29:26 pm PDT #19555 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's kind of ridic. Where the hell are you buying your onions?

Oakland Safeway. White onions. $1.59/lb at the local grocery, but I don't remember them being that expensive there either.


DCJensen - May 16, 2010 2:28:57 pm PDT #19556 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

A very Buffista lake: [link]


Sean K - May 16, 2010 2:33:58 pm PDT #19557 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Heh, or while stuck in traffic in a very long tunnel. {shudder}

CREEPY!


WindSparrow - May 16, 2010 2:36:37 pm PDT #19558 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

A very Buffista lake:

Typo Boy, they've named a lake after you!


Stephanie - May 16, 2010 2:56:37 pm PDT #19559 of 30000
Trust my rage

We have a few thermometers, but we have kids, so I don't think we count.

Nora, I was going to tell you that I really get that "we just moved and I feel so alone" thing. It happens to me each time we move and each time, I'm glad I have the Buffistas because they aren't any farther away when I move to a new place.


beekaytee - May 16, 2010 3:07:57 pm PDT #19560 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I strolled through Eastern Market today just as the truck farmer closest to me was packing up. 8lbs of onions, tomatoes and pickling cucumber (my favorite kind), for 1 dollah, baybee! I love the truck farmer when the weather is warm!


smonster - May 16, 2010 3:33:42 pm PDT #19561 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have a thermometer.

Time to pack up the pup and head home. I have to stop on the way to pick up a rack and table I'm borrowing for a yard sale next weekend. My mom totally dotes on Frankie, and so wants a dog of her own. It's pretty amusing.


Atropa - May 16, 2010 4:08:46 pm PDT #19562 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For fun times? Read The Stand while wracked with a severe fever from a flu you caught from everyone else you know. Good times, good times.

I LOVE doing that! In fact, I re-read The Stand when I had Swine flu last year. It was funny. To me, at least.

But yeah, we have a thermometer.