I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 16, 2010 3:04:05 am PDT #19506 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

DCJ, I'm glad your leg is doing much better.


smonster - May 16, 2010 4:33:09 am PDT #19507 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Off to do some mitzvah with my dad. We'll be doing some light repairs at a club for mentally ill adults.

Anyone heard from Nora?


billytea - May 16, 2010 5:39:58 am PDT #19508 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wallybee's work sent her to Sydney today and tomorrow. I've had the little man all to myself today.


Polter-Cow - May 16, 2010 8:05:09 am PDT #19509 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What does it mean when you feel really warm but you're violently shivering uncontrollably? This happened yesterday, and I took some ibuprofen and felt better. But then it happened for what seemed like forever last night in bed. I thought I was going to have a heart attack and die. And now I have a massive headache.

I hope this isn't related to the fact that I gave blood on Thursday.


DavidS - May 16, 2010 8:11:04 am PDT #19510 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What does it mean when you feel really warm but you're violently shivering uncontrollably?

You have a fever. Probably a virus.


ChiKat - May 16, 2010 8:11:21 am PDT #19511 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What does it mean when you feel really warm but you're violently shivering uncontrollably?

It generally means you're running a fever. The ibuprofen probably broke it.


Polter-Cow - May 16, 2010 8:15:30 am PDT #19512 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's what I was thinking. I don't feel warm anymore, so I hope I feel better by this afternoon.


javachik - May 16, 2010 8:22:03 am PDT #19513 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I do too, P-C!! Especially by 5!!


Steph L. - May 16, 2010 8:23:34 am PDT #19514 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

P-C, do you have a thermometer? I feel like a hypochondriac whenever I ask people that, because invariably they don't, but then I say, "But you need to know if you have a fever!" and they look at me like I'm Howard Hughes in the really bad, keeping-pee-in-a-jar days.

But seriously. Get a thermometer.

I think the only people who have them are parents of young kids, and me, Howard Hughes wannabe.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put new gloves on and cover the plants with kleenex.


Polter-Cow - May 16, 2010 8:38:33 am PDT #19515 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't have a thermometer. I did wish I had one yesterday. The best part was that since I just read Feed, the whole time I was shaking I thought I was going into viral amplification.

I should probably buy some Tylenol that isn't expired too. The headache is a little better after ibuprofen. If I weren't intending to drive later today, I would take some of my expired Vicodin. For kicks.