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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 14, 2010 1:09:48 pm PDT #19410 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Sorry for constant updates, but I'm trying to distract myself from the pain, which is getting steadily worse. I'm still in the doctor's office. They are getting me in with another doctor eventually. Anyone who can prescribe painkillers, at this point.


Sean K - May 14, 2010 1:17:50 pm PDT #19411 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Do you need any help or transportation or anything at all this weekend, Pix? Call me if you do.


Kate P. - May 14, 2010 1:21:41 pm PDT #19412 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Eek, Pix! I hope you get the good painkillers soon!


Pix - May 14, 2010 1:23:46 pm PDT #19413 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Sean, I do, thank you. I just emailed you and our other local friends. I hate to ask, but I don't think I will be able to take care of myself or the pets for a couple of days.


beth b - May 14, 2010 1:26:17 pm PDT #19414 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Hil, not sure there is much you can say

and pix, take care


Atropa - May 14, 2010 1:31:08 pm PDT #19415 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh Pix, honey. I hope you feel better AND the school calls you and offers you the job.


Pix - May 14, 2010 2:18:51 pm PDT #19416 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Well I finally saw a doctor. She said it appears to be a severe muscle spasm but wouldn't look at the xrays for no discernable reason, which frankly pisses me off. Anyway, she gave me prescriptions for Flexoril, Tylenol with codeine, and 600 mg of ibuprofen to help relieve the spasm, the pain, and the inflamation, respectively. So I don't really care anymore. I'm sitting at CVS waiting for my meds. I'm going to drive through somewhere local for dinner, feed the pets, and drug the hell out of myself.

The spasms are so bad that they have pulled my neck completely out of alignment. My spine suddenly changes direction halfway up my neck in the xray. It's impressive.

ETA: Jilli, it's too late for the job unfortunately. I can't believe they didn't even have the courtesy to call me back. Not exactly doing wonders for my ego, that's for sure.

Oh, and the muscle spasm was most likely caused b. "severe stress.". Sigh.


DavidS - May 14, 2010 2:20:45 pm PDT #19417 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anyway, she gave me prescriptions for Flexoril, Tylenol with codeine, and 600 mg of ibuprofen to help relieve the spasm, the pain, and the inflamation, respectively.

That's what EM's been on lately. You're going to be very loopy.


EpicTangent - May 14, 2010 2:23:34 pm PDT #19418 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

The spasms are so bad that they have pulled my neck completely out of alignment. My spine suddenly changes direction halfway up my neck in the xray. It's impressive.

Jeez, Pix, hope sleep and relief are both coming soon, I guess in whichever order or together. {{{Pix}}}


sj - May 14, 2010 2:27:26 pm PDT #19419 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Pix, that sounds awful. I hope the meds work quick.