Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 4:55:22 pm PDT #19149 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I pluck the facial hair. I should wax, not because there's a lot of it, just because it's easier. A few zzzziiips and it's done, instead of ten minutes searching for hairs with tweezers. It hurts a little, but not too much.


Aims - May 12, 2010 4:57:33 pm PDT #19150 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I used to get my eyebrows threaded in LA. It was awesome. It's starting to show up here in the mall, and I just don't know. I need to do something rightnow cause hello, yeti. From the browbone up I look the bastard child of Michael Dukakis.

I've had my lip waxed once and it hurt like a mutherfucker and I'll have to look like Sam Elliot before I do THAT again.

And I have this ONE errant chin hair that grows under my chin, but higher than my neck. I pluck it out when I remember to or when Emeline says, "Mom! Look!" and pulls on it.

My ... area ... is a mess and needs better grooming. Which will start now that it's bathsuit weather. Or, I'll buy a swimskirt and fergeddaboutit.

I shave my legs and underarms every other day.

...

I wish I were European sometimes.


Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:03:40 pm PDT #19151 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My days of wearing bikinis are over. Even if I were thin again, I wouldn't. I always hated shaving the bikini area. My hair was much coarser 20 years ago, and I often got ingrown hairs. Now, less hair, and softer, means easier removal, and also less incentive to remove it. If I ever wear a swimsuit again, I'll wear boyleg bottoms or a swimskirt. My hypothetical future boyfriend will need to have a European sensibility regarding female body hair, I'm afraid.


Cass - May 12, 2010 5:06:12 pm PDT #19152 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And I have this ONE errant chin hair that grows under my chin, but higher than my neck.

I have one on my cheek. And it gets all irritated growing in so it's a constant thing trying to just find the damn hair and pluck it out once it starts growing back in. Hate.

Why is there one hair on the side of my face?


smonster - May 12, 2010 5:07:16 pm PDT #19153 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I shaved my legs from 13 to 23 and then stopped. There is hair but it is superfine. I shave my pits about every other day - more than three days and I get stinkier. I pluck my eyebrows. Bikini area... swimskirt, baybee. And yes, not wanting to shave my bikini area is one reason (of several) that I don't swim for exercise.

UGGGH. I just paid several bills (one wasn't even overdue!) and confirmed what I've been fearing but kept forgetting to deal with... apparently the EIGHTEEN PAGES of reimbursements I faxed into my FSA got lost in the ether. Y'all, that's over $2000 I was counting on getting back and could really, really use. I'll be calling tomorrow during customer service hours, but I am not confident at all (I faxed them on the deadline, 3/31). ::sigh::

Quick walk for the dog and bedtime.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2010 5:23:06 pm PDT #19154 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{{smonster}}}}

I shave my legs in the summer, every couple of weeks. The hair is not thick, but since I moved to MN, I don't get tan enough for it to disappear. It's thinned considerably, something that I attribute to hypothyroidism and/or the insufficiency of the dose of synthroid I'm on. My pits have about 5 hairs each, so I don't worry much. Chin gets plucked. upper lip and eyebrows get shaved with one of those tooth brush sized shavers, whenever I notice - so maybe every couple of weeks.


Aims - May 12, 2010 5:29:00 pm PDT #19155 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok - I've done my Daisy Scout stuff and now I have to actually do work work. Ugh.


§ ita § - May 12, 2010 5:37:11 pm PDT #19156 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've never de-haired my legs or armpits. I was in university before I realised women had armpit hait. I got none.

I can see my leg hair, but apparently other people can't. And it's really hard to feel.

I've had my brows done for special occasions--it used to be semi-regularly but I fell out of the habit. I don't mind how they look ungroomed, but cleaned up it helped make it look like I gave a fuck about my face, without me actually having to do something on a daily basis. Which meets my level of laziness tidily.

I've had bikini waxes for some of my skimpier swimsuits. Only the string bikini really needs it, I think, but it saves me wondering about it. The pain has never bothered me.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2010 6:05:29 pm PDT #19157 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

LOLbat: [link]


Sean K - May 12, 2010 6:11:03 pm PDT #19158 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I this where I remention that I have shaved my head? Also, I liked to keep it trimmed or shaved.... *down* *there*. 'Cuz hair gross.

TMI?