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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - May 12, 2010 10:07:59 am PDT #19011 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ya, here in CA, the counties are bigger than some east coast states! It was mind boggling when I first moved here. Now? NSM.


sj - May 12, 2010 10:09:27 am PDT #19012 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Omnis, are you fairly settled in at your new place? Do you like it? I can't imagine moving into a place that I hadn't seen before.


lisah - May 12, 2010 10:23:43 am PDT #19013 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Being from the smallest state in the union, the idea of taking multiple days to get through one state is weird.

And from the 2nd smallest. You can get to three other different states from my parents' house in under 30 minutes. I was boggled by kids I met in Texas when I was visiting my grandparents there who'd never been out of their state.


Vortex - May 12, 2010 10:25:24 am PDT #19014 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, I kinda want to follow some people on twitter, but really don't want to tweet, I think. Isn't updating my Facebook status enough?


Gudanov - May 12, 2010 10:28:44 am PDT #19015 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I joined twitter only to follow. I don't think I do enough interesting stuff to tweet, nor do I really have time.


Sean K - May 12, 2010 10:29:24 am PDT #19016 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Lord, west Kansas and east Colorado, straight lines of nothing.

Nebraska. As flat as Kansas and fifty miles longer.


tommyrot - May 12, 2010 10:32:21 am PDT #19017 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nebraska. As flat as Kansas and fifty miles longer.

Then there's North Dakota. Straight lines of nothing, plus ice weasels. And ICBMs.


javachik - May 12, 2010 10:32:23 am PDT #19018 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Vortex, lots of people follow only.


brenda m - May 12, 2010 10:33:02 am PDT #19019 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nebraska. As flat as Kansas and fifty miles longer.

And no buffistas to spice up the joint.


Strix - May 12, 2010 10:37:50 am PDT #19020 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Going to a Latin conference in high school (dude, TOTAL GEEK STREET CRED), our bus broke down in Goodland, Kansas on the way from KC to Denver.

In July.

Next to a pig truck.

For 6 hours.

Yes, Kansas is very, very flat.