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Strix - May 10, 2010 1:31:00 pm PDT #18793 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

True, Pix.


Zenkitty - May 10, 2010 1:32:32 pm PDT #18794 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Pix, that sucks.

if the cats continue to be suspicious of each other

Thanks, Beverly, good idea! They aren't suspicious of each other, really, Percy just seems all "Where were you, and why do you smell funny?!"


Strix - May 10, 2010 1:33:46 pm PDT #18795 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I hate today. It is cold, wet, rainy, and grey; I am a bad worker and life-partner, and I want to stab today in the face and cry.

And I turned off my phone and am not checking my email. I am afraid of it now.

And my head aches, and my house isn't clean and my cat keeps jumping ON my computer from the bunk bed.


smonster - May 10, 2010 1:34:11 pm PDT #18796 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Man, shitty day all around. I wish you all were here to snuggle in person.


Daisy Jane - May 10, 2010 1:35:30 pm PDT #18797 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Damn Pix. I wish I knew anyone out there who could help find you something. Everyone I kow out there is either from this board or have nothing to do with education.

I am sorry you are being treated so poorly.


Strix - May 10, 2010 1:37:58 pm PDT #18798 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Even in Natter, everyone is having a craptastic Monday.

I blame it on the tides. Even though I live mid-continent.


Pix - May 10, 2010 1:37:59 pm PDT #18799 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

that doesn't sound like a demotion, more like an administration fail. If the position is eliminated because they haven't hired new people, that's not your fault.

They are hiring new people. Just "not enough" to justify having someone like me to mentor them. I oversaw 10-12 people this year. There would probably only be 5 or so next year....who will still need help and all, and there's still going to be an orientation, which I sure as shit hope they don't expect me to do for nothing.


Strix - May 10, 2010 1:40:18 pm PDT #18800 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

and there's still going to be an orientation, which I sure as shit hope they don't expect me to do for nothing.

My idealist side wants to say they won't, but my much stronger inner cynic bets that they will want you to.

To which you should serve them fuckoff mignon, with a side of bite me sauce.


Pix - May 10, 2010 1:40:30 pm PDT #18801 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Thanks, everyone. Sigh. Stupid life.

ETA:

To which you should serve them fuckoff mignon, with a side of bite me sauce.

Yes, but see then I will be playing into the perception that I'm "not a team player," which could haunt me when I ask for recs next year. Fuckos.


Strix - May 10, 2010 1:47:51 pm PDT #18802 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Damned if you do...

Le sigh, Pix. I got nothin'.

Summer's coming?!