Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - May 10, 2010 11:10:18 am PDT #18779 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

All in the game, Barb. In West Baltimore, I think you could have your crew beat the shit out of them, though. (It's surprising how often I console myself with that same thought...I think the mystery of why the greeting card company never got back to me is solved, however.)


ChiKat - May 10, 2010 11:20:44 am PDT #18780 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Barb}} They suck, you don't.


Gudanov - May 10, 2010 11:23:27 am PDT #18781 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry, Barb. Like ChiKat said.


amych - May 10, 2010 11:25:12 am PDT #18782 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

They suck, you don't, and when the book is a fabulous success you can wave it in their faces.

umm, not that I'm at all petty or vengeful.


Zenkitty - May 10, 2010 12:12:58 pm PDT #18783 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

when the book is a fabulous success you can wave it in their faces

Oh, I so would.

Leo is home! He seems mostly his usual self, he's eaten a little, gotten petted, and is checking out the house. Percy sniffed him suspiciously, got freaked out presumably at the smell of "hospital", and is now sulking under the table. I'm "cooking" a cheapo pizza and settling in with a diet coke & black cherry vodka. Vet said to expect Leo to have diarrhea tonight, so I'm bracing myself.


smonster - May 10, 2010 12:27:19 pm PDT #18784 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Barb, what a PITA.

I've spent pretty much all day on the couch with a raging headache to accompany my nasty mood. And I slept through therapy, which I will likely have to pay for anyway.

Not the best day ever, really.


Barb - May 10, 2010 12:30:14 pm PDT #18785 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I've spent pretty much all day on the couch with a raging headache to accompany my nasty mood. And I slept through therapy, which I will likely have to pay for anyway.

::snuggles with smonster on the Shitty Monday couch::

Thanks for the hairpats, guys. Like I said, I know intellectually, I'm better off, but damn... it just hits me like a punch in the stomach every time I have to look at that goddamned letter.

I mean, you'd think the fact that I've "proved them wrong" by selling the book again would be enough, but... not quite so much.

At least not yet.

Probably because in the back of my mind I'm thinking that it only proves them wrong if it becomes really, really NYT, suck-it A-Rod successful and let's face it, the chances of that happening are right up there with three dudes wandering by saying "See a star, dude?"

Fuckers.


Daisy Jane - May 10, 2010 12:35:41 pm PDT #18786 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Gah, smonster, I am so sorry for your day. I hope in whatever way possible it picks up for you. I know that when I have days like that, I can sometimes spiral, and it's not pretty.

Sometimes I have to literally jog myself out of it.


Cass - May 10, 2010 12:39:41 pm PDT #18787 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am sorry for the rough day, smonster. I would share my snuggle couch but I'm sick so maybe not. But can I snuggle you from afar?


smonster - May 10, 2010 1:16:30 pm PDT #18788 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Watching Buffy on Logo. Bargaining.

Frankie needs a walk. Maybe that will help.