Two Lumps' take on Mother's Day presents: [link]
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - May 10, 2010 9:31:04 am PDT #18763 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
brenda m - May 10, 2010 9:40:04 am PDT #18764 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
My one cat used to like those but no more. He figured it out!
Lucy figured it out pretty quick but reacted the other way - the slightest shake of a pill bottle and she came running.
Hil R. - May 10, 2010 9:42:29 am PDT #18765 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
If the people hiring for a job are calling my references to ask about me, that's a good sign, right?
Typo Boy - May 10, 2010 9:43:12 am PDT #18766 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Yes. Some people will check references for multiple candidates, but those people are dicks.
Dana - May 10, 2010 9:45:01 am PDT #18767 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
If the people hiring for a job are calling my references to ask about me, that's a good sign, right?
Yes! Good sign.
Cass - May 10, 2010 9:53:15 am PDT #18768 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Lucy figured it out pretty quick but reacted the other way - the slightest shake of a pill bottle and she came running.
Dogs, man... Gotta love what they will do for a nice nom.
Connie Neil - May 10, 2010 10:14:13 am PDT #18769 of 30000
brillig
Gotta love what they will do for a nice nom.
"Cecil . . . you gave away the plans, Cecil. How could you!"
"I'm sorry, Basil, they--they had noms!"
Hil R. - May 10, 2010 10:23:19 am PDT #18770 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
OK, just got a call -- the school that's probably my first choice right now, the one that was checking my references this morning, wants me to come for a campus interview.
tommyrot - May 10, 2010 10:23:52 am PDT #18771 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay! Good luck, Hil.
Shir - May 10, 2010 10:26:16 am PDT #18772 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yay Hil!