Grandpa looked at my brother and said, "You look like you been suckin' the hind titty."
Ooh! Good one.
::files away for writerly use later::
That's better than "you look like you been rode hard and put away wet" - which has been exhausted.
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Nov 27, 2009 5:15:30 pm PST #1845 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
omnis_audis - Nov 27, 2009 5:25:33 pm PST #1846 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
GI Joe paradies [link]
They aren't as funny as my imagination made them to be. More surreal/stupid. But entertaining none the less. They get better halfway through.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 27, 2009 9:42:14 pm PST #1847 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Morning, all. Up early as I must finish the writing part of the dissertation today, or people will die my chances of actually handing this thing in on Monday will start getting very remote indeed.
One-man play about the French horn player was very fun.
We are trying to plan a journey through London. The young LGBT Christian group I used to belong to (before I got too old) is having a 20th anniversary party in south London. I have to get there, via an accessible route, from north London. Planning this is like solving riddles about crossing rivers with a wolf, a goat and a sack of grain.
Shir - Nov 28, 2009 1:39:18 am PST #1848 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I started typing here few things. Then I realized it became a blog post, so that's where I took it to. [link]
sj - Nov 28, 2009 3:02:51 am PST #1849 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Good luck finishing your dissertation, Seska!
I am enjoying another peaceful beach morning. I could get used to this way too easily.
Shir - Nov 28, 2009 3:03:35 am PST #1850 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Seems like the Shalit deal might be happening soon: [link]
Humm. That means I really have to finish that God damn paper to watch TV.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 28, 2009 3:47:39 am PST #1851 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
There are NO MORE words I can take out! None! And I have 15,000 words and the limit was 12,000! If I go more than 5% over the word limit, I will lose significant marks. This is just impossible.
But thanks for the good luck, sj :) (I envy your beach weather. We have cooooold.)
Shir - Nov 28, 2009 3:51:36 am PST #1852 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I almost want to say "fuck them. Give it as it goes, and let them bash their little tiny heads that can't understand that sometimes the word limit is stupid and unnecessary into the wall of your paper's awesomeness", but I'm not sure I'd take that risk myself.
But congrats!
WindSparrow - Nov 28, 2009 4:14:16 am PST #1853 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yay for getting the writing done, Seska! I'm sorry you are having trouble finding chaff to winnow out.
smonster - Nov 28, 2009 4:23:32 am PST #1854 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Good luck trimming, Seska.
Filed under the thread title (that sure as hell wasn't in the brochure), I offer the following: I just saw my grandfather in his skivvies. I believe a sense of humor is going to be essential to get through the day.