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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - May 05, 2010 8:37:17 am PDT #18302 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

wasn't there a civil war in there, though?

And a revolution in 1688, although it was very polite, for a revolution.


Tom Scola - May 05, 2010 8:37:49 am PDT #18303 of 30000
hwæt

I thought that Helena was the fuck-up in the team.


amych - May 05, 2010 8:37:52 am PDT #18304 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Whereas I blame DC Editorial.


Gudanov - May 05, 2010 8:40:11 am PDT #18305 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

DAMN YOU, NON-EXISTENT SUPERHEROES.

There's Angle-Grinder Man, but I'm not sure his powers will help with this.

Edit: Found a link in case anyone doesn't know about the caped and power-tooled wonder.


Steph L. - May 05, 2010 8:40:36 am PDT #18306 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Whereas I blame DC Editorial.

We have a winnah!


Shir - May 05, 2010 8:41:36 am PDT #18307 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Um, wasn't there a civil war in there, though?

I'll spare you my thoughts from that. At least, until I'll get some blessed sleep (sleep!). Well, I'll just say that Cromwell pretty much fucked that idea sideways, with a chainsaw.

But basically, my original point was

We don't really do things by major revolution. Which might make us a lot better at having coalition governments, actually. We talk things out. Incessantly, with name-calling, but we do.

THAT. They don't do things that way, just as we won't sit for peace talks with Palestinians without a year of delicate, fucked up, tiring and only understandable to the few, the very few, of peace courtship. Shh, don't scare the rare Middle-Eastern-peaceous-politicus-talkerous-homo-sapiens, as he approaches the press conference!

(Oh, and the "they" part? I don't forget I have a British citizenship, it was just for the sake of a clear argument).


Gudanov - May 05, 2010 8:57:11 am PDT #18308 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

There was also that little skirmish with the American Colonies.

We'll be taking them down again come June 12th.


Ginger - May 05, 2010 9:08:34 am PDT #18309 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why did the BOP(s?) fail*?

I read this as Birds of Prey and thought, "I blame Black Canary." I'm a dork.

I read it as "balance of plant," the power generation side of a nuclear plant. We all live in a sea of initials and jargon.

Well, I'll just say that Cromwell pretty much fucked that idea sideways, with a chainsaw.

That's what a lot of people would have liked to do to him. (I just had a vision of Evil Dead IV: The Irish Revenge.)


Calli - May 05, 2010 9:09:04 am PDT #18310 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We don't really do things by major revolution. Which might make us a lot better at having coalition governments, actually. We talk things out. Incessantly, with name-calling, but we do.

I can definitely see British politics being inclined to maintain a basic equilibrium, albeit with occasional lurches one way or another. But I think that the Second Baron's War, the Wars of the Roses, and the Civil War (er, the one from 1641-1651 with the whole Interregnum thingy, not to be confused with other Brit on Brit violence) were major revolutionary activities. They may not have upset the game board in any permanent way, but they sure did a number on the pieces.

Ironically enough, I see the Glorious Revolution as most everyone saying, "Oh, not again. We just got the soot off the walls from the last one." Although the related Bill of Rights was kind of revolutionary. Not a lot of countries had them at the time, that I'm aware of. But that's revolutionary in a different sense of the word.


ChiKat - May 05, 2010 10:25:01 am PDT #18311 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

As I was rushing out of here, I had one of those 'this is it' moments...the ones where you have to make big decisions really quickly. I answered the 'what would you grab' question by taking only Bartleby's park bag..

I had one of those moments a couple of years ago when my apartment building caught on fire. All I did was put on shoes and put my cat in his carrier and leave. In retrospect, I totally should have grabbed my purse, too, but at the time all I could think was, grab Mickey and get out.

What really floored me was the number of people who not only didn't evacuate their pets, but were surprised that I did.

I'm a big believer in renters insurance. Always have been. I've had it through Allstate and now through California Casualty (but you have to be a member of the fire, police or teachers unions to get that).