These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 04, 2010 9:54:22 am PDT #18178 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh sorry - I misread and thought you were asking for edits. I think your original email is fine (my edit suggestions were mainly to make it less apologetic because I think this woman is being an assberet and you don't owe her anything).


Jessica - May 04, 2010 9:58:11 am PDT #18179 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OW GODDAMNIT OW.

My thumb is at the point where it doesn't hurt anymore unless I do something to it. Which naturally means that I'm constantly doing things to it that make it hurt. (You know, dangerous things like trying to pick up my water glass.)


Pix - May 04, 2010 9:58:23 am PDT #18180 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Jessica, I agree, but she is the kind of assberet who gets more and more defensive and nasty the more she feels attacked, and she ultimately has a lot of power over how positive or negative my life at my current school is. A little apologetic with a sympathy ploy is more apt to be effective than businesslike, as messed up as that is.

In the meantime, I keep staring at my phone and muttering, "Offermeajoboffermeajoboffermeajob."


Jessica - May 04, 2010 9:59:24 am PDT #18181 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, I agree, but she is the kind of assberet who gets more and more defensive and nasty the more she feels attacked, and she ultimately has a lot of power over how positive or negative my life at my current school is.

Blech. I hope you find a new job soon.


smonster - May 04, 2010 10:08:34 am PDT #18182 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pix, jiminy. I hate that you are going through such a rough time and HoS is only making it rougher. Fie on her. FIE I SAY!

In shallow news, WANT THIS DRESS. [link]


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2010 10:12:31 am PDT #18183 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Me too! It would look lovely on you smonster.


Barb - May 04, 2010 10:22:36 am PDT #18184 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

In shallow news, WANT THIS DRESS. [link]

Bejeebers! Met Gala, smonster?

Surprisingly, I really loved J.Lo's. [link]

Unsurprisingly, Chloe Sevigny looked ridonkulous. [link]


Vortex - May 04, 2010 10:32:50 am PDT #18185 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

WANT THIS DRESS

Oh hells yeah. Although I'm not crazy about the necklace. and it seems to be silver while the cuff is gold.

J.Lo looked fab. she does glamor well.


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2010 10:40:26 am PDT #18186 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My sister just got hit on while browsing bridal magazines @@~forever.


DebetEsse - May 04, 2010 10:42:55 am PDT #18187 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Clearly, we need to do better at teaching context clues in our schools.