Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2010 5:07:51 pm PDT #17139 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, Vortex.


Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2010 5:17:32 pm PDT #17140 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Damn. I'm sorry, Vortex.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2010 5:21:16 pm PDT #17141 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Vortex.


Kate P. - Apr 25, 2010 5:23:42 pm PDT #17142 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, goddamn, Vortex. I'm so sorry.


Laura - Apr 25, 2010 5:27:29 pm PDT #17143 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry for your loss, Vortex.

Aims, I sincerely hope your uncle is so mad at you he never darkens your door again. Also, all the stuff they said about him above.

I have skipped so very much. Here I am still at the office at 10:30 on a Sunday night. This tells you why I have been a stranger. I have 2 new employees starting tomorrow. Hopefully that means a bit of sanity for me.


omnis_audis - Apr 25, 2010 5:27:50 pm PDT #17144 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Vortex, so sorry. Fuck Cancer indeed.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2010 5:32:44 pm PDT #17145 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, Vortex. I'm so sorry.


amych - Apr 25, 2010 5:34:39 pm PDT #17146 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fuck I'm sorry. Strength to his family and you and all who loved him.


JZ - Apr 25, 2010 5:36:46 pm PDT #17147 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm so sorry, Vortex. There's no cancer that isn't evil, but, God, colon cancer is one of the worst. I'm so sorry for your loss.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2010 5:37:55 pm PDT #17148 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Fuck cancer indeed. So sorry, Vortex.

I just found out a friend's father died, and I can't think of anything to write. I'll probably end up falling back on Walt Whitman.

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought." ~ Dorothy L. Sayers