'The Message'
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He claims it's because he wanted to have a May Day party and now I'm TOTALLY RUINING IT.
I just literally gurgled something deeply incomprehensible way in the back of my throat. Where the nasty green phlegm lives when I have a virulent upper respiratory infection.
What is he, some kind of communist?
He claims it's because he wanted to have a May Day party and now I'm TOTALLY RUINING IT.
Aims, did you read my edit about my suggestion for the "walkthrough"?
Also, he was going to clean the house (as a landlord is legally required to do), move his shit in, and then have a party, all between 12:00:01 and, say, 3 or 4 p.m. Saturday?
Fuckneckery, I say.
I hate hate hate that this whole thing has just totally gone pear shaped. I am more than happy to take responsibility for the instances in which I could have been a better communicator. But this? Having to move? Totally him and he's trying to blame me for it and there's nothing that will drive me to Cut a Bitch quicker than being lied about.
I don't even know what to say, Aims.
It's beyond headbuggery.
Oh, please. "You're ruining my party" vs. I am moving with my small child because you forced me to?
WAH FUCKING WAH. Suck it, dickcheese.
When he does his walkthrough, if he points out shit that he claims you did, you could politely ask him for photographic proof of the way the house looked the day before you moved in. You know, because a good landlord would keep records of things like that, to protect his best interests. I'm sure he does it with all his tenants.
My comment to that was, "After two years of doing everything under the table NOW you want to go aboveboard? Fine. Where's my lease? Where's my move-in checklist that you, as a landlord, are legally required to give to me within 14 days of moving in or else any damage that happens during my tenancy is THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE LANDLORD??"
I mean dude - I work in PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. Have done for nigh on TEN YEARS. Don't try to fuck a fucker, assface.
Aims, my cousin is a lawyer in Livonia. If it comes to you needing any kind of help, let me know.
Thanks, Sail. I appreciate it. I don't think it'll come to that.
Just talked to my mom. Told her all the bullshit since this is her brother. She then told my dad who said, "Tell Aimee that she is NOT to do a walkthrough and she is NOT to repair anything that may or may not have been damaged. He doesn't deserve it."
Sorry to totally hijack the thread. I swear I'm almost out. And my new landlord lives in California. So it's unlikely he'll be showing up at random times for no reason.
Oh, dear Empress. I am so glad you are going to be out of there soon. That is just too much bs.