A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Apr 23, 2010 12:53:34 pm PDT #16955 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, I want to.

But I'd also won't pay more than 300 NIS for it. Don't have the money for it, and I'd kinda like to keep it around the 250 NIS.

And in that note, I can now see the bunch of papers I need to read tomorrow, so I'd go to bed. I have a huge, busier-than-usual week sneak up on me. And try to remember to my eyes open for the random hottie, on top of that, of course.

Edit: Yay Sox!


erin_obscure - Apr 23, 2010 12:54:24 pm PDT #16956 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Here, clean your screen, it's a bit dusty.

[link]

that link totally freaked out my little cat. He stared at it in alarm, then walked over to my monitor and plopped down with his back to it, blocking my view.


smonster - Apr 23, 2010 1:06:04 pm PDT #16957 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Frankie and I had quite the afternoon. I took him to work where he got tons of love, then we went to the pet store where he got more love and made some doggie friends, and then the vet where he got MORE love and another deworming pill. And now we are both exhausted and crashed on the couch.

Analysis: socializing is exhausting.

Conclusion: I got the best one.


Cass - Apr 23, 2010 1:07:07 pm PDT #16958 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

that link totally freaked out my little cat.

On that recommendation, I showed it to Puppycat. She wasn't concerned. Drat, I was hoping for entertainment. She doesn't care about other visual cats (unless they are on my patio) or other olfactory cats but other auditory cats freak her shit right out.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 1:11:38 pm PDT #16959 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Conclusion: I got the best one.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2010 1:11:58 pm PDT #16960 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

other auditory cats freak her shit right out.

Like this? meow mix


Cass - Apr 23, 2010 1:32:47 pm PDT #16961 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Like this?

We'll find out as soon as she comes down from on top of the kitchen cabinets. I vacuumed...


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 2:44:16 pm PDT #16962 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh dear. Vacuums are quite distressing to felines.


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 2:46:55 pm PDT #16963 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I kept clicking on various cat sounds videos and after one with a very pissed off cat, Harvey came rocketing down from sleeping upstairs and jumped up to get between me and the computer.


beekaytee - Apr 23, 2010 3:32:50 pm PDT #16964 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Conclusion: I got the best one.

I knew it. YAY!

Howze he sleeping smonster?