It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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beth b - Apr 18, 2010 12:48:56 pm PDT #16438 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

thanks everyone

breakfast out -- that included ice cream ( at our usual place the owner brought out sundaes for my birthday ) I ripped out my winter garden and put in the beginnings of the real veggie garden. Soon a shower and then arabic food with my sister and bil


omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2010 1:12:27 pm PDT #16439 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Happy b-day Beth!

Shir, that sounds great! Congrats!!

backtracking a bit:

I got Chinese food for dinner. My fortune is "The weather is wonderful." That one doesn't even make any sense with "in bed" added.
Maybe it's another way of saying blowing sunshine up your..... er. never mind.

Hey, speaking of Hil, you ok over there in DC?


Glamcookie - Apr 18, 2010 1:41:00 pm PDT #16440 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The corsetiere was a vendor at the event, and it was amusing to see how many women at the party last night had new corsets on. It was like a Buffista F2F, until the beatings started.

NATLBSB


Hil R. - Apr 18, 2010 1:42:47 pm PDT #16441 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, speaking of Hil, you ok over there in DC?

I'm doing OK. No idea about the wider world of DC, since I spent most of today napping.


Glamcookie - Apr 18, 2010 2:06:35 pm PDT #16442 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, beth!


ChiKat - Apr 18, 2010 2:11:59 pm PDT #16443 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Teppy, that corset is lovely, but you make it hot.


sj - Apr 18, 2010 2:52:59 pm PDT #16444 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Beth, Happy Birthday!!! I hope you had a lovely day.

Teppy that corset is HAWT!

I am having such a good time at the beach this weekend and so much yummy food. Going home tomorrow is going to be difficult.


Ginger - Apr 18, 2010 3:49:35 pm PDT #16445 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That sounds really interesting, Shir. Did you see the series in the NY Times on "Valley of the Shadow of Death" photo from the Crimean War? [link]


Vortex - Apr 18, 2010 5:07:40 pm PDT #16446 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

DAMN, Teppy!


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2010 5:12:16 pm PDT #16447 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Actually, Vortex, when I saw the flamey one, I thought of you. Granted, I bought it for ME, but still. It would be fucking AWESOME on you.