Happy birthday, ND. Many returns on the day!
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Apr 16, 2010 4:34:43 pm PDT #16325 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
omnis_audis - Apr 16, 2010 4:39:46 pm PDT #16326 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I remember my last job, where I was *in the hospital* and took about a week of sick days. Boss was even nice enough to visit. And the corner office said I still needed some proof/note from the doctor. I gave them the hospital bill.
Stephanie - Apr 16, 2010 5:02:50 pm PDT #16327 of 30000
Trust my rage
I want to cry. I just spilled an entire glass of red wine on the white carpet. I had just settled down to watch a movie with the family and now Im cleaning carpet with no one else to blame but me.
Trudy Booth - Apr 16, 2010 5:11:45 pm PDT #16328 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Surely you tripped on a toy!
Woman! What is the point of having small children if you can't pin these things on them (if only in your heart)?
Invisible Frisco toy. I'd bet folding money on it.
Stephanie - Apr 16, 2010 5:47:36 pm PDT #16329 of 30000
Trust my rage
Thank you! I got some oxyclean carpet stuff and it seems to be working.
DCJensen - Apr 16, 2010 6:15:41 pm PDT #16330 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP, SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
WindSparrow - Apr 16, 2010 6:21:09 pm PDT #16331 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
You know what's better than a chocolate donut? A chocolate donut with milk. Especially if it's the first non-chicken soup and crackers solid food one's had after being sick.
I got some oxyclean carpet stuff and it seems to be working.
Whew! Glad to hear it.
BOOM, baby!
DCJensen - Apr 16, 2010 10:01:30 pm PDT #16332 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
In the I-don't-think-that's-what-they-meant department, a listing form craigslist:
Huge Children Sale - (Eagan Community Center)
Daisy Jane - Apr 17, 2010 1:02:19 am PDT #16333 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
You guys?
MY SISTER IS ENGAGED!
We are so excited. (And also want everyone to go out and buy/rent Murder Party to support the happy couple).
Calli - Apr 17, 2010 1:52:42 am PDT #16334 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That's great, Daisy Jane!
Stephanie, I've spilled red wine a dozen times on my tan carpet. (I like reds and I'm a klutz.) Woolite Oxydeep gets it out every time. It's also good for blood (see above re: klutz).