OK. So there's another CVS that does have it in stock, but they're not allowed to just transfer the prescription, because it's a controlled substance. So I need to go to the first CVS, pick up the paper prescription form that I dropped off yesterday, then go to the other CVS, drop it off there, and wait for them to fill it. Which I can do, but this is an enormous pain on a day when I really don't need anything more to deal with.

The other CVS is right near an Indian restaurant that has a great lunch buffet. Each day, they have foods from a different region of India, so it's usually stuff that's not the typical Indian restaurant food. Today is Gujarati day. Unfortunately, it's up a flight of stairs, and I don't think I can handle that today.

I think I'll move to Australia.

I think I'll move to Australia.

Some days are like that, even in Australia.

I take some scheduled drugs and that whole paper prescription things so awkward and 20th century.

So, I worked out for the second day in a row (go me!) after not really working out for over a year. I started because I was drying off after a shower and caught a glimpse of something ENORMOUS in the mirror behind me, and it was my ass! and I thought "this will not do". so, I'm trying to make it go away.

caught a glimpse of something ENORMOUS in the mirror behind me, and it was my ass!

"It keeps following me! Make it stop!"

OK, I got my prescription. The pharmacist at the second CVS said that the one at the first CVS was not following CVS procedure. Now I'm in my office, it's raining, I have no lunch, and my watch battery is dead. I can get lunch, but it means going out in the rain.

When I was home last week, I heard Emeline coming up the stairs so I "hid" from her by throwing the nightgown that was laying next me over my head and torso. She ran over to the side of the bed and Joe said, "Where's Mommy? I don't see her!" Emeline said, "I don't see her either! All I see is a GIANT BUTT!!"

I have not followed in Vortex's awesome shoes and started to do anything about it. I'm pretty sure I just ate another donut.

Emeline said, "I don't see her either! All I see is a GIANT BUTT!!"

At a kink party this weekend, The Boy put the hurt on me for a while (standard disclaimers apply: consensual, yadda yadda). Later he and I together beat on a guy friend of ours (which was totally fun because I felt like Spike and Dru).

On the way home, The Boy said, "Don't take this the wrong way..." [patented Boyfriend Pause of Potentially Saying Something Very Bad]

"Go ahead," I said.

"Your ass is SUCH a better target than C.'s ass. His is all teeny and yours is just...FUN!!!"

I have a fun ass. Woot woot!

(Seriously, it made me laugh.)

[patented Boyfriend Pause of Potentially Saying Something Very Bad]

LOL!!!

I have a fun ass. Woot woot!

of this I have no doubt.

I like the way the Boy puts things.

ION, large storm is parked over Utah. My newly weather-sensitive shoulder is helpfully pointing out to me every little fluctuation in millibars. Damn my inability to take a full pain pill and still be coherent for work.