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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 12, 2009 4:36:40 am PST #157 of 30000

"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Let's put it out there in the universe.

We need to tweet it at him. As an entire community. Plant that suggestion in that man's mind, people.

The Girl thinks he should play a dead patient. This would be something of a waste of his genius, though.

But I'll get, somehow, that alarm clock with Fry's voice, next to the turntable, and a fully functioned computers, and then I'll be fucking thrilled.

You're living the dream!

Jessica - Nov 12, 2009 4:39:36 am PST #158 of 30000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

the production company (Kripke Enterprises) is also a scrap metal business (or, more accurately, a scrap metal business is *part* of Kripke)

This reminds me of a family business on St Joseph's Island (Canada) - Gilbertson's road building, gravel, and pancake house.

billytea - Nov 12, 2009 4:45:45 am PST #159 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday Jessica! The leatherback turtle is the only reptile able to maintain a body temperature significantly higher than its environment.

hippocampus - Nov 12, 2009 4:51:56 am PST #160 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

Happy Birthday Jessica!!!

Jessica - Nov 12, 2009 4:58:39 am PST #161 of 30000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Thanks guys! And especially Billytea for the turtle trivia.

WindSparrow - Nov 12, 2009 5:04:03 am PST #162 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, Jessica!

Dana - Nov 12, 2009 5:13:01 am PST #163 of 30000

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I want to know whose idea that was so I can buy them a present.

Probably Doris Egan. She seems to be responsible for most of the awesome things on that show.

sj - Nov 12, 2009 5:22:22 am PST #164 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Jessica!!!

Nora Deirdre - Nov 12, 2009 5:26:12 am PST #165 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy Birthday, Jessica!

DCJensen - Nov 12, 2009 5:34:34 am PST #166 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Happy Birthday, Jessica!

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