Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2010 9:28:48 pm PDT #15612 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Who says people are merely tolerating "dirty" martinis?

People aren't in general, but Teppy is, specifically:

I can tolerate a really dirty martini

But I agree with the other stuff.


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2010 9:35:59 pm PDT #15613 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now I want one of my grampa's whisky sours...

Heh. Grampa Booth was a gourmet who raised eight children on a modest salary and considered good meat "cheating" (since all you had to do was not screw it up). And if he'd ever felt the need to establish his bona fides he could have told you about the wealthy family he was raised in and the fine food on which they dined (he never talked about that stuff though, none of them did - somehow being wiped out by the market and watching their father lose his mind made bringing up that stuff not worth it). I was in jr. high before he started buying good olive oil (much easier to get now of course, I'm old) but his meals were fresh and varried and traditional and wonderful and more for decades before he could afford decent ingredients nevermind exquisite ones.

I cannot imagine a scenario where somebody who is expert on cheese, who has had experience making it, tasting a wide variety of cheeses in the world would say "yum" about a green can of Kraft. Because it's sole virtue is its saltiness. It doesn't taste like cheese.

Actually, it was "welfare cheese" my roommate had a soft-spot for. And while he never stocked it at Murray's he enjoyed it a great deal and we kept it around.

(He's the one that taught me "Cheese doesn't go bad, it just changes." I can't remember if it was him or the editor at Gambero Rosso who told me "just say you like 'fruity' wine, no one will wrinkle their nose at you like when you say 'sweet'")

Fine quality can be delightful, but its not some magical essential thing needed to create good food.

Shit, I'm not going to apologize for my standards in gin. And nobody else on this entire board would apologize for their standards in whatever they know well.

I'm not sure if anybody else on this entire board thinks quite so highly of their opinions in whatever they know well.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2010 9:38:31 pm PDT #15614 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure if anybody else on this entire board thinks quite so highly of their opinions in whatever they know well.

Teppy would stab you in the neck if you questioned her use of the semi-colon.


javachik - Apr 11, 2010 9:38:53 pm PDT #15615 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, P-C. I hadn't caught that Teppy said that first. So now I see why Hec stated his response that way.


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2010 9:44:50 pm PDT #15616 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Teppy would stab you in the neck if you questioned her use of the semi-colon.

I don't know, any number of academics and editors let you live when you insisted that a unified standard was silly and that CMS and AP commas should co-exist within a single document, nevermind a single publication.


javachik - Apr 11, 2010 9:57:52 pm PDT #15617 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I am so relieved. My boss's father has been in the hospital for 2 weeks, and on Thursday, her family flew in from all over the world because things were "grave".

He's had a remarkable turnaround and is actually being released (possibly) from the hospital Tuesday morning. I adore my boss and she's really close to her dad.


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2010 10:27:29 pm PDT #15618 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Java, that's wonderful news.


Ginger - Apr 12, 2010 3:55:51 am PDT #15619 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I cannot imagine a scenario where somebody who is expert on cheese, who has had experience making it, tasting a wide variety of cheeses in the world would say "yum" about a green can of Kraft. Because it's sole virtue is its saltiness. It doesn't taste like cheese.

While sidestepping entirely the question of Kraft green can cheese, I will say that I can enjoy both ends of a spectrum of foods by thinking of them as entirely different foods. For example, I like fresh asparagus and canned asparagus. I just think of them as different vegetables. When I make what I think of as "real" chili, I use a mixture of spices rather than chili powder; I do not include tomatoes; and I serve the beans on the side. I also enjoy a chili-like substance made of ground beef, tomatoes, beans and chili powder. I don't see how a passion for Kraft mac 'n cheese just like mother made rules out an appreciation for the finest cheeses and pasta.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 12, 2010 4:08:42 am PDT #15620 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

But even Nora and Tom have their place. (Nora and Tom! See? They're MFEO!).

OMG, I was all, how the hell did I get involved in the cocktail discussion?

I am super jealous of the 209 having! Tom and I are currently experimenting with small batch gins and also rums. I also love vermouth and the taste of booze in a balanced well-crafted cocktail. I can't drink gin martinis except at the Zam Zam because I think that bartenders skimp on the vermouth.

I got pegged as a vermouth shit stirrer in Natter a couple months ago for alluding to recommendations that vermouth be stored in the fridge.

Made a "Scofflaw" cocktail the other night- Old Overholt rye, lemon juice, Noilly dry vermouth, and grenadine. Tasty!


Hil R. - Apr 12, 2010 4:14:36 am PDT #15621 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a bunch of stuff that I really need to do today, but my ankle is killing me, and I'm not sure if it's hurting too much to concentrate on writing. I really can't take another day off, though. Maybe I'll see if the TENS will help enough.