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JZ - Apr 08, 2010 7:22:58 pm PDT #15282 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy crap, Erin, it's THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING!

I've been too distracted by my own stupid shit to say it, but I am so excited and happy and YAY for you, and I can't wait to see pictures of the dress and you in it and Dan and the dogwoods and all of it.

Strix - Apr 08, 2010 7:24:15 pm PDT #15283 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I can't wait to post pictures.

It's very strange, though. This time last year, we'd been dating for a couple of weeks; tomorrow this time, I'll have a husband and a stepson.

Whoa there, blood, stay in my head there!

I will still be Ms. Griggs though; not changing my name. I think. But he has a brother named Aaron, and two with the last name...weird. And I never thought I'd change my name anyway.

But I'm pretty sure the judge will present us as Mr and Mrs Jacobson, and I am down with that for the ceremony. We're gettin' us the Atheist/Agnostic Special!

Strix - Apr 08, 2010 7:30:44 pm PDT #15284 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Huh, clicky button won't work.

Anyhoo, JZ, I've felt bad for posting all my OMGFLAIL! messages whilst you and Hec are getting fucked by CaR Yeti of Doom. Poor guys. I feel ya!

I can't wait to send pix!!

BTW, can I share my foreclosure freak out cute romantic story? I'm wigging the hell out last weekend on all the mortage refinacning fuckery and all "...And I can't plan the wedding if I don't know if we'll live here. WAHHHAAAH." And he leans in and holds me hands.

"Darlin'," he sat seriously, "You're very smart and I'm not stable..." at which I started laughing hysterically. He manfully went on "but I just want to BE married to you as soon as possible. I want you to have your wedding, but I really just want to be married to you."

amych - Apr 08, 2010 7:30:57 pm PDT #15285 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!!!!

Vortex - Apr 08, 2010 7:32:26 pm PDT #15286 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I want you to have your wedding, but I really just want to be married to you."

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I have something in my eye. Must be the pollen.

Burrell - Apr 08, 2010 7:38:22 pm PDT #15287 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Erin you are adorable. I'm so happy for you!

-t - Apr 08, 2010 7:39:04 pm PDT #15288 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

sniff

That is some serious pollen.

Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2010 7:44:43 pm PDT #15289 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Holy crap, Erin, it's THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING!

Isn't there A Talk one of you married ladies should give her?

I, of course, know nada of such things.

DavidS - Apr 08, 2010 7:55:32 pm PDT #15290 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Holy shit. Erin's getting married tomorrow.

Lucky guy.

I will need lots of pictures showing off your delectable self being beautiful and bridal.

Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2010 8:06:34 pm PDT #15291 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aw, here it is:

Gloria, would you like to sit down?

Ma, I'm too nervous to sit down.

Maybe I'll sit down...

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