Glory: Lesson number one, Vampires equal impure! Spike: Damn right I'm impure, I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow!

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Nov 24, 2009 6:20:26 am PST #1495 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I've noticed we sound super-nasal on your telly and tend to talk louder. But some of us really do, so it's hard to get offended, even if it is a caricature.


smonster - Nov 24, 2009 6:23:18 am PST #1496 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Because Mark Sheppard is awesome!

I think he's got almost every space on his Genre TV Bingo Card filled in at this point.


Strix - Nov 24, 2009 6:24:09 am PST #1497 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I absorb accents like a sponge, which means I am constantly checking myself at work to make sure I'm not accidentally speaking British.

As do I. Hee. One of the more innocent things I do, under the influence of Ambien, is that I suddenly find myself spurred to read whatever it is I'm reading before bed in a British or French accent.

Strangely, I haven't done this since I've acquired a boyfriend. (I also like to read the French, Italian and Spanish instructions on beauty products and cooking items aloud, to practice. I'm a freak.)


§ ita § - Nov 24, 2009 6:24:46 am PST #1498 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think he's got almost every space on his Genre TV Bingo Card filled in at this point.

He's beyond Genre. If it's filmed in Canada, he's been on it. And beyond. He'll go anywhere, be skeevy in anything. Him and Garret Dillahunt.


Jessica - Nov 24, 2009 6:25:50 am PST #1499 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

(I also like to read the French, Italian and Spanish instructions on beauty products and cooking items aloud, to practice. I'm a freak.)

I learned most of my early French from reading the backs of Canadian cereal boxes as a kid.


P.M. Marc - Nov 24, 2009 6:30:59 am PST #1500 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I learned most of my early French from reading the backs of Canadian cereal boxes as a kid.

Me too! And the backs of shampoo bottles and medicine bottles...


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 24, 2009 6:31:00 am PST #1501 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I also like to read the French, Italian and Spanish instructions on beauty products and cooking items aloud, to practice.

'Shampooing' has a very cool pronunciation.

I've noticed we sound super-nasal on your telly and tend to talk louder. But some of us really do, so it's hard to get offended, even if it is a caricature.

Heh. I know what you mean. It's like how we always sound as posh as the Queen on your shows. And I go "We don't sound like that," and then I hear Stephen Fry and apparently we do.


Jessica - Nov 24, 2009 6:33:03 am PST #1502 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The one that confused me for years was "raisin" flavored soda and juice boxes. I was well into my teens before I realized that "raisin" was French for "grape."


Polter-Cow - Nov 24, 2009 6:34:51 am PST #1503 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think he's got almost every space on his Genre TV Bingo Card filled in at this point.

When I met him at Comic-Con, I was all, "I loved you on Firefly and Battlestar Galactica and The X-Files, " and he was all, "Was I in all those?" He's also got, what, The Middleman and Dollhouse and Leverage and Supernatural and...I think that's all the ones I've seen him in. Perhaps.


Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2009 6:35:48 am PST #1504 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

He was the bad guy in the White Collar pilot.