And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 06, 2010 7:17:36 am PDT #14898 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh man I have gotten so much stuff from the census...

We're sending you a census form, make sure to fill it out.

You should be getting a form soon; here's a number to call if you need help filling it out.

The actual form.

We sent you a form, please send it back.

Did you receive your form? Here's a number to call if you didn't.

Please return your form by April 1st.


Shir - Apr 06, 2010 7:27:40 am PDT #14899 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I don't have the guts to call Datee, but it'll have to be done tonight.

I hate these things. I think I'm taking it harder than he will.


Aims - Apr 06, 2010 7:41:08 am PDT #14900 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Realtor is totally willing to walk away from the deal.

I'm upset but we have no choice. It's a bad financial move for us and we're trying not to do that anymore.


WindSparrow - Apr 06, 2010 7:45:52 am PDT #14901 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Or that they're wasting a shit ton of money sending the damn things out twice, just to be sure.

We just got another something from them, too. And I'm pretty sure Daniel sent ours in.

Much decently priced rental~ma to the Miracleborns.


Dana - Apr 06, 2010 7:48:15 am PDT #14902 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That sucks, Aims. You have to find a new place now?


Aims - Apr 06, 2010 7:51:16 am PDT #14903 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah


Dana - Apr 06, 2010 7:53:01 am PDT #14904 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That sucks, but in a petty way, I'm glad you didn't cave into the realtor. What an obnoxious bait-and-switch.


-t - Apr 06, 2010 7:56:31 am PDT #14905 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Aims}} What Dana said. I'm sorry you have to find another place, but I'm glad you didn't buckle under to the realtor.


Aims - Apr 06, 2010 7:59:16 am PDT #14906 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I made a resolution that I was no longer buckling to people at the expense of my family. That is the way of the Sucker and, like Xander, I am through being everyone's buttmonkey.


Shir - Apr 06, 2010 8:01:39 am PDT #14907 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Fuck, Aims. I hope that chocolate I sent will get there soon.

I called Datee. He misunderstood me when I said that I don't feel like it's going anywhere, and thought I meant I don't have time to date, and asked if I'll call him back when I'll find that time. I twisted the truth around that, but ouch, ouch, ouch.