Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 04, 2010 4:10:11 pm PDT #14775 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

depends on the quality of the brie.


Strix - Apr 04, 2010 5:02:38 pm PDT #14776 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like rind if it is melty enough.

Oh, my gosh, guys, how have I possibly lived without the miracle that is dry shampoo? Oh, my stars, my limp skinny loves this!

Hec, man, your day sounds miserable and frustrating and awful. Egads.


javachik - Apr 04, 2010 5:08:57 pm PDT #14777 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Erin, it works? Do tell.


Dana - Apr 04, 2010 5:23:04 pm PDT #14778 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Erin, I just saw an ad for that. Tell me about it!


Strix - Apr 04, 2010 5:26:31 pm PDT #14779 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, it's Tresemme and it smells like hairspray -- not too bad.

I saw it and bought spur of the moment. My hair was pretty lank; you just spray it in all over and brush the fuck out of your head, and BOOM. Instant 2nd day after I really did my hair night, in a good way.

I can see how I will turn to this in my times of hair need.


sj - Apr 04, 2010 5:29:43 pm PDT #14780 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I saw it and bought spur of the moment. My hair was pretty lank; you just spray it in all over and brush the fuck out of your head, and BOOM. Instant 2nd day after I really did my hair night, in a good way.

I may have to check this out. I originally thought you were talking about the powdered stuff that people sometimes use when they are in the hospital or cannot take a shower for whatever reason.


Gudanov - Apr 04, 2010 5:38:45 pm PDT #14781 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I had a dream with you in it last night Erin. It wasn't a very interesting one though. Laura (the Buffista one) was in KC for some reason and there was going to be a mini-F2F over breakfast, but we all go lost on the way to the restaurant and ended up in a Hospital (not as patients, like we went in expecting it to be a restaurant) and couldn't find the way back to the parking lot. Then some Indian (as in from India, not Native American) guy joined us who was a Buffista in the dream but didn't correspond to any actual Buffista.

After that I found my car, but the parking lot patrol ticketed me since I wasn't visiting a patient. At this point everyone but the Indian guy dropped out of the dream and it turned out he was a patient I was visiting but nobody at the hospital had ever heard of him. I think then, I ran into the parking lot, jumped in my car, and made a break for it with the hospital parking lot patrol in hot pursuit or as hot as pursuit can get in a golf cart.

Like I said, not the most interesting dream.


Strix - Apr 04, 2010 5:48:22 pm PDT #14782 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There's a lot of hair powders out there; with my lank-o hair, I've always wanted to try it, but the $18 and over price...this is about $6.

Gud, Laura's doppelganger works at the Starbuck's off the Plaza. UNCANNY resemblance, down to the friendliness and the smile.

So, clearly, this dream is not as clear as it appears...

I don't know what it MEANS, of course, but I blame Laura.

Oh, thoughts on these? I think I really like them, and we'll sitting for dinner and drinks. And my toes are...I need a wee peep toe.

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smonster - Apr 04, 2010 5:51:25 pm PDT #14783 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin, are you KC MO?


Strix - Apr 04, 2010 5:53:37 pm PDT #14784 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was, although now I'm over the border in Johnson County.