Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2010 9:46:29 am PDT #14606 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The muppets made me sad.


Pix - Apr 01, 2010 10:28:23 am PDT #14607 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh my goodness, Callaluna! I'm so sorry it was such a nightmarish labor, but so happy for you!


Scrappy - Apr 01, 2010 10:38:40 am PDT #14608 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Thanks for the nail polish help everyone! I am going to go with a shimmery peach, to hide dirt and make my stubby digits look longer.


smonster - Apr 01, 2010 10:52:22 am PDT #14609 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

work rant redacted

I'll show you adversarial, buddy boy.


Barb - Apr 01, 2010 10:55:31 am PDT #14610 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Psst... smonster's gonna bitchslap someone at lunchtime in the cafeteria. Pass it on.


sj - Apr 01, 2010 11:11:43 am PDT #14611 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Damn, I was having such a good day. So, of course I had to fuck it up. I don't have my debit card; which means I can't go pick up some essentials at the market for Mom. I hope it is somewhere at home.


Maria - Apr 01, 2010 11:16:45 am PDT #14612 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'll show you adversarial, buddy boy.

Change buddy boy to a girl, and you've got me today. Hulk smash. Too many cooks, not enough kitchen.

Barb, I sent ~ma for Lewis. NSM with the posting of the ~ma....


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 11:18:04 am PDT #14613 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maria!


Maria - Apr 01, 2010 11:20:06 am PDT #14614 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Teppy!

Is it time for a killing spree?


Barb - Apr 01, 2010 11:23:13 am PDT #14615 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Maria!

Thanks for the ~ma, darling.

And I think there's always time for a killing spree.