My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Mar 31, 2010 4:20:47 pm PDT #14519 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think I'd be distracted by someone on a garden show with distinctive nail polish.


omnis_audis - Mar 31, 2010 4:49:04 pm PDT #14520 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

178 applications. I think I'm somewhere around 50 actual rejections, and at least 30
Huh, that puts about 98 job opportunities that haven't decided to hire you, are waiting for funds released to approve you, and an onslaught of job offers soon.

(Please don't shoot the optimist)

Speaking of job apps, Pix, how'd it go today?


Hil R. - Mar 31, 2010 4:52:44 pm PDT #14521 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks, omnis.


Strix - Mar 31, 2010 5:56:48 pm PDT #14522 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So who's gonna help me find something cute and cheap to get married in next Friday? I'm a-gonna get a pretty dress for the reception, but I'm DAMNED if I get married in something not new.

Ideas?


Hil R. - Mar 31, 2010 5:57:07 pm PDT #14523 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

On tonight's episode of A Different World, Dwayne decides to go to grad school because he's reminded of how rewarding it is to teach. Watching this is probably a good thing for my mood tonight. Except that he's teaching calculus out of a geometry textbook.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2010 5:57:20 pm PDT #14524 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin, you are going to hve an AMAZING wedding next Friday. And the reception this fall will be wonderful too.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2010 5:58:26 pm PDT #14525 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What do you have in mind, Erin? My default for dresses, of course, is www.pyramidcollection.com


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2010 6:02:29 pm PDT #14526 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Probably not this. [link] Though its whoah colorful. I kind of love that thing, actually.


Strix - Mar 31, 2010 6:07:50 pm PDT #14527 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hrm. Something I can get by Friday!

Something I can wear again. Something pretty, knee-length. Low cut, but not superslut. Romantic without being too froufy. Pink, purple, jewel green, maybe?


ChiKat - Mar 31, 2010 6:08:45 pm PDT #14528 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Erin, which department stores are in your area? Macy's? Dillards?