Because I love you all and Andi is not here to stop me from posting this:
It pulls ingredients randomly form recipes on the 'net and creates a new one.
Many results are quite...unique.
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Mar 29, 2010 5:25:57 pm PDT #14357 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
amych - Mar 29, 2010 5:28:45 pm PDT #14358 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ha! I had seen the xkcd take on the recipe generator (here: [link] ) but not the original. I should've known there was some actual internet weirdness behind it!
Polter-Cow - Mar 29, 2010 5:42:00 pm PDT #14359 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Many results are quite...unique.
Haaaa, this one is amazing:
Pinches Of Salt Sandwich
Serves 2
You will need:
* 4 pinches of salt
* 1 carrots
* 110ml red wine
* 130g noodles
* 20g cornflour
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. throw the pinches of salt away
3. fry the noodles
4. throw the red wine away
5. blend with the noodles
6. grind the noodles
7. sprinkle the noodles over the top
8. slice the carrots
9. heat the carrots in the saucepan
10. heat the carrots in the saucepan
11. add the noodles to the saucepan
12. put the carrots in the fridge for 2 minutes
13. saute the carrots
14. bring the carrots to the boil
15. whisk the cornflour
16. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
smonster - Mar 29, 2010 5:49:36 pm PDT #14360 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Dude, I finally did my health FSA paperwork tonight, the deadline being 3/31... and it took me all of 35 minutes. It's amazing, the silly things I dread.
...I should really get on those taxes, eh?
amych - Mar 29, 2010 5:51:58 pm PDT #14361 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I refreshed the page and lost my perfect random recipe. But as best as I can reconstruct, it went:
GREEK YOGURT WITH GREEK YOGURT SAUCE
- N ml Greek Yogurt
- M ml Applesauce
- Preheat the oven to 190C
- Grind the Greek Yogurt
- Saute the Greek Yogurt
- Braise the Greek Yogurt
- Eat the Applesauce
Polter-Cow - Mar 29, 2010 5:56:29 pm PDT #14362 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
amych, I had one that was similar but ended with "Go down to the pub."
quester - Mar 29, 2010 6:06:51 pm PDT #14363 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
George Brett (Hall of Fame baseball player)
And a Kansas City Royal.
amych - Mar 29, 2010 6:07:58 pm PDT #14364 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And a man with an unusual fondness for pine tar.
DavidS - Mar 29, 2010 6:11:00 pm PDT #14365 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And a Kansas City Royal.
Yes he was. In fact, he was the greatest KC Royal ever.
And a man with an unusual fondness for pine tar.
For an easygoing California boy he sure flew out of that dugout.
omnis_audis - Mar 29, 2010 6:33:25 pm PDT #14366 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
with a LOT of chew in his jaw.