Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 26, 2010 7:54:57 am PDT #14063 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OK, annoying as shit.

Called my temp agency to check-in. My agent has left. Not shocking. The new one wants me to come in and meet her, not shocking either.

Then she tells me she can't find my old scores and wants me to test. I've been working for them for YEARS. I promise you, I know Word and type 60+. What was supposed to be swing-by-and-meet will be half a fucking day.

Oh, and what's that you say? Come early to fill out forms? Bring two IDs? Now, I KNOW you have my IDs on record because I have tax forms from you right here. No, I'm not fucking doing that. Kiss my ass.

Lazy bee-yotch can't be bothered to pull my file, I think that much is clear. I'm really really really tired of being treated shitty work-wise.


Sean K - Mar 26, 2010 7:56:45 am PDT #14064 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

FTR, if you can't wait, you can get *just* the iPhone for $200. Which is what I had to do a few weeks ago.

It's close enough, I'll just save my nonexistent pennies until I can get a subsidized phone.

Sean, that sucks! I have a crack in my iPhone, too. How do you find out when you are eligible for a subsidized new one?

Go to the AT&T website, and on the main page that lists your phone and plan, there will be a link to upgrade your phone. The link will tell you if you're eligible yet.


Toddson - Mar 26, 2010 8:00:20 am PDT #14065 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Loved Spotted Justice and The Enforcer! (also? Fat Cat was really cute in that picture)

In regard to Men's Studies ... everyone pointing out that feminism has often pointed out that patriarchy is bad for everyone. But these kinds of things are as erica has said (or, less profanely, they're outraged that they aren't the center of the universe any more and they want their toys back). There were news reports a while ago that women now make up more than half the students enrolled in college - which is news because until after my generation a common attitude was that girl's didn't need to go to college.


Shir - Mar 26, 2010 8:16:40 am PDT #14066 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Sigh.

Yet another mass email from my ex-best-friend, absolutely-brainwashed-Scientologist these days, about how psychiatric drugs are killing millions of people each year and make other peoples' lives miserable.

Free will and choice, right.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2010 8:16:55 am PDT #14067 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Wrod... If I were going to present a paper on this, I'd have to find a replacement for "knobwank"(or translate it into Latin, which I can't...bet Alan Grayson could. And, yes, if Alan Grayson jumped off a bridge, I'd want to, also.Aside from the whole not-jumping thing. Crap...you think you have a plan in life, right? Details.)


Nora Deirdre - Mar 26, 2010 8:49:46 am PDT #14068 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

There were news reports a while ago that women now make up more than half the students enrolled in college - which is news because until after my generation a common attitude was that girl's didn't need to go to college.

This has actually been happening for at least 10 years- I *think* women overtook men in attendance in the 90s sometime.

It's easy to think this just recently happened because every year or two there will be some study or general outcry that is all OH NOES TEH BOYZ ARE BEING OVERRUN BY LADEEZ! HOW CAN WE FIX THIS INSANE UNTHINKABLE PROBLEM! And then there'll be studies about how girls in school intimidate boys by... doing their homework or something.

However, you'll note a fairly quick and steep decline in the male-female ratio the higher up the education chain you go.

t rantrantrant


Daisy Jane - Mar 26, 2010 8:51:06 am PDT #14069 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And then there'll be studies about how girls in school intimidate boys by... doing their homework or something.

I'm pretty sure they've already done this.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 26, 2010 8:57:45 am PDT #14070 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, I was trying to think of something that was actually ridiculous and OTT and realized that, depressingly, they have done all these studies FOR REALS.


Ginger - Mar 26, 2010 9:04:00 am PDT #14071 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There were news reports a while ago that women now make up more than half the students enrolled in college - which is news because until after my generation a common attitude was that girl's didn't need to go to college.

When I went to Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt was still officially accepting one woman for every three men. There were still professors on campus who had been known in earlier to address classes as "Gentlemen and others." Vanderbilt went through a strange evolution. The charter didn't specify the sex of the students, and there were always women there, accepted as "special students," and comprising up to 20 percent of the student body. When the board decided in the '60s to officially admit women, it apparently feared a tidal wave of women students who would swamp their traditions and also, more practically, make them build more dorms. (There was considerable discussion about changing the "sex ratio" when I was there, and one of our more common typos on the student newspaper was to write about changing the sex ration.)


amych - Mar 26, 2010 9:29:16 am PDT #14072 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

changing the sex ration

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(were there ration coupons?)