I've been craving a Tofurky sandwich with Vegenaise for the past several days. I have no idea why -- I eat Tofurky about twice a year. But I have no bread, no Tofurky, and I just ran out of Vegenaise, and there's no point in buying more of them because I'm just home for one more day before Passover.
Why does my apartment smell like cigarette smoke? This is a no-smoking building, and I've never noticed smoke before.