And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Nov 23, 2009 7:40:56 am PST #1392 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, GC! That would be so wonderful if you can switch.


Jessica - Nov 23, 2009 7:42:05 am PST #1393 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I so hope I can get the hell away from my current OB! Please to send the ~ma my way Wednesday.

All my ~ma are belong to you!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 23, 2009 7:47:34 am PST #1394 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Much ~ma, GC!

Also, calm~ma for sj's brain.

Wow, I'm sobbing over the phone at a lot of people today. Thank God for friends with useful advice, though.


sj - Nov 23, 2009 7:50:27 am PST #1395 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Seska}}}}}

GC, that is great news! I hope it works out.


erikaj - Nov 23, 2009 7:51:55 am PST #1396 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

sj's brain: You. Must.Chill. I hadn't realized how often I do that until I heard the dog barking and my mom saying "Betsy, you must chill," Lloyd crosses many boundaries. Well, at least if I do "Late Night" with Cusack(as if) I'll have something to say rather than the boring-to-him "My God, I wanted to do you in high school." Because he probably does have a dollar for every time he heard that.


Steph L. - Nov 23, 2009 7:59:10 am PST #1397 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I heard the dog barking and my mom saying "Betsy, you must chill,"

I tell the dogs that all the time. Including the "I have taken your keys!" part. They don't seem to appreciate the pop-culture reference.


erikaj - Nov 23, 2009 8:08:26 am PST #1398 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

They have to translate first. It's not as fun.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 8:09:08 am PST #1399 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

at least if I do "Late Night" with Cusack(as if)

He was at the place I used to eat sushi at a couple years ago, sitting right across from us. Damn, he looked rough. Bedhead at ten pm rough. So rough that I deliberately sat with my back to him in order to not have to see him.

I guess it keeps the fangirls away. Not that he was on my list of celebs I had anything to say to (I will talk to just about anyone, for little to no reason, but the pull to talk to him doesn't overwhelm the conviction that he's heard it all before).


Sparky1 - Nov 23, 2009 8:19:16 am PST #1400 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

GC, so much ~ma to you and DW.

Calm ~ma, sj.

Great news, Todd!


WindSparrow - Nov 23, 2009 8:26:35 am PST #1401 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Things I would say to John Cusak: "I thought The Journey of Natty Gann was a really cute movie, and it made me look for you in other movies since."

Yeah, that's pretty much all I've got that doesn't involve actual drool.