No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 24, 2010 4:54:55 pm PDT #13843 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm such a shithead button pusher, I probably would have tossed in something about the occasional blow job, too. But I'm frequently an asshole.


meara - Mar 24, 2010 5:01:43 pm PDT #13844 of 30000

Wives make dinner? Damn, no wonder I want one!

Maybe if I had one she'd get me the beer that is in my fridge 15 feet away that I am too lazy to get up and get...


brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 5:03:11 pm PDT #13845 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's awesome, P-C. (Not the dialogue, but the result.)

No one has anything to say about someone being approached and asked for their eggs? Mind you, I don't know what to say to that either.


Aims - Mar 24, 2010 5:06:18 pm PDT #13846 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, I have no words for that brenda. It is very random, and maybe not the way to approach someone for that cause it's not like they're in a carton in the fridge, ya know?


meara - Mar 24, 2010 5:06:59 pm PDT #13847 of 30000

I think that's...very odd, brenda. Flattering, though. In a way. But...I mean...it's such a PROCESS, to donate eggs. And does the woman even KNOW your sister? Do they like, look at all alike? Does she know anything about her medical history, or if she's smart, or ANYTHING?


Polter-Cow - Mar 24, 2010 5:07:18 pm PDT #13848 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(Not the dialogue, but the result.)

I think I am finally wearing them down, like Sandra Bullock.

No one has anything to say about someone being approached and asked for their eggs? Mind you, I don't know what to say to that either.

Yeah, there's just nothing you can say to that. Maybe some women give up their eggs willy-nilly.


Trudy Booth - Mar 24, 2010 5:08:26 pm PDT #13849 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I guess, re: eggs from a non-relative I'd go with "I need to think about that" and spend a week getting the "OH HELL NO"s out of my system before I politely declined.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2010 5:09:04 pm PDT #13850 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I go to public toilets, and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summer saying how 'bout this heat. I'm an asshole. A.S.S.H.O.L.E. If she were my mother she would guarantee that I never spoke to another Indian person again. I HATE being pushed. Like, enough to cut off my own nose to spite my face,but still. I would win at Mindfuck 2K10.


Laura - Mar 24, 2010 5:09:13 pm PDT #13851 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

DH and I are in total agreement that we need a wife. We could really use several.


Aims - Mar 24, 2010 5:14:07 pm PDT #13852 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Amen, Sister Laura.

I think I would be a good wofe if we had the money for me to do so.