Give her a break! She pulled the number from her cloaca. You know how much shit is up there? You should be glad she didn't tell you your time was ovarian!
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 23, 2010 3:01:46 pm PDT #13683 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
tommyrot - Mar 23, 2010 3:10:46 pm PDT #13684 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
twenty-eight and three-quarters will totally be your time.
Or possibly next week. There's really no way to tell.
My time is probably when I retire.
Calli - Mar 23, 2010 3:22:50 pm PDT #13685 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
You should be glad she didn't tell you your time was ovarian!
Wait until three hours after the follicular phase and you'll be golden. (Whose follicular phase to be determined.)
I'm slightly stressed in that I can't put my hands on some paperwork that my CPA needs. Without it I'll be out several thousand in taxes. Odds are I can get it tomorrow morning from the people who supposedly sent it the first time (it would be from a brokerage with an office a mile away). But I feel like a moron for not keeping my financial records straight. (Seriously—I thought I knew where every piece of paper involved in this was.)
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2010 3:31:00 pm PDT #13686 of 30000
brillig
My oldest sister has finished her chemo. She may well be on her Alaska cruise by now, she was aiming at the end of March. There's a scan in early April that will tell if the progression has stopped or, fates willing, been beaten back.
She says in her blog that she doesn't want to be considered a cancer survivor, because that suggests the battle's done. She prefers cancer warrior.
I do not want to lose her after being so many years without her.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2010 3:33:59 pm PDT #13687 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
As I mentioned elsewhere, I have another long distance crush. On someone you met, Nora.
Oh, the guy? Who we walked to the place with? He is awesome. I have a bit of a crush on him myself!
smonster - Mar 23, 2010 3:56:14 pm PDT #13688 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, the guy? Who we walked to the place with? He is awesome. I have a bit of a crush on him myself!
Yep, that's him. Adorable, no?
Aims - Mar 23, 2010 3:59:05 pm PDT #13689 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So here are some very brief pictures of the condo we're moving into. [link]
It's much bigger than the pictures look. They are some pretty bad pictures and don't have any of the two bedrooms or the FULL BASEMENT! It is such a relief to be able to know we have a place to live.
Nicole - Mar 23, 2010 4:03:17 pm PDT #13690 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!
Very nice, Aimee! And I just know you're going to decorate it beautifully.
Calli - Mar 23, 2010 4:06:14 pm PDT #13691 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Say, is that a fireplace in one of the photos, Aimee? Nice! I'm glad you've got something settled.
Aims - Mar 23, 2010 4:07:04 pm PDT #13692 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It is a fireplace!! And we have a dishwasher!! Joe's First Dishwasher. He is so excited.
Thanks Nicole! The ceiling in the living/dining room is vaulted and awesome. It's so bright and airy and awesome.