My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Mar 22, 2010 6:12:46 pm PDT #13597 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ack! This morning, I spent some time trying figure out which Ryan picture was the most adorable, and the effort was so mind-boggling I forgot to post. Perhaps it's the sequence in which he appears to be saying, "Don't cry, little girl. Once I put together this nuclear fusion device, we can escape this prison."


smonster - Mar 22, 2010 6:23:58 pm PDT #13598 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ryan pictures are a cureall.

omnis, I'll keep the road trip in mind. It's a long shot, but I bet it would be fun.


billytea - Mar 22, 2010 6:48:30 pm PDT #13599 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan pictures are a cureall.

It's true, my baby has medicinal properties. There are probably side-effects from prolonged exposure. I'm working assiduously to document them all.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2010 7:02:36 pm PDT #13600 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think Australian laws must be different than those in the US, because I don't remember billytea mentioning that he had to register Ryan as a lethal weapon.

IOW, DED FROM THE CUTE.


WindSparrow - Mar 22, 2010 7:12:26 pm PDT #13601 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I didn't have a pediatrician as a child, I had an ears, nose and throat man. This guy: [link] Kinda surprised he's still in practice, but I know that my mom once said his wife had begged his nurses not to let him retire. In case any of you ever get so desperate for a good ENT that you are willing to go to the Greater Cleveland Area for one.

Hil, I'm terribly tempted to send you some chair cushions for you to pointedly give to your female relatives. Of course, given what you have said about family politics, the gesture is likely to go over like a lead balloon.


omnis_audis - Mar 22, 2010 7:14:03 pm PDT #13602 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

omnis, I'll keep the road trip in mind. It's a long shot, but I bet it would be fun.
If packing goes well, I'm hoping to have a couple extra days for the drive across. Maybe a slight detour to Cadilac Ranch in Armarillo, TX. How fun would belly dancing around those puppies be? [link]

Maybe a trip to Roswell? A rimshot to Grand Canyon (no time for trip down and back up). Maybe slight detour north to Vegas for a night or two? I dunno. I guess it depends how hot it is at that time of year, driving in the south west desert.


Hil R. - Mar 22, 2010 7:18:37 pm PDT #13603 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, I'm terribly tempted to send you some chair cushions for you to pointedly give to your female relatives. Of course, given what you have said about family politics, the gesture is likely to go over like a lead balloon.

Oh, I've done way worse than that. There have been a few times I've switched all the pronouns in the Haggadah so that G-d gets female pronouns. Pretty much whatever I do gets an "Aww, look at the cute little feminist" reaction. So it's mostly just for my own amusement.

When we're setting the table and serving and stuff, I've mostly started responding to every, "Hillary, come help in the kitchen," by telling my cousin, "Come on, Dave, they need our help." My mom knows exactly what I'm doing and rolls her eyes at me, but Dave will get up and help.


billytea - Mar 22, 2010 7:33:29 pm PDT #13604 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think Australian laws must be different than those in the US, because I don't remember billytea mentioning that he had to register Ryan as a lethal weapon.

WHEN BABIES ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE BABIES!!


Shir - Mar 22, 2010 7:48:42 pm PDT #13605 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

{{smonster}}

You, ma'am, is good.

at Passover, we're supposed to sit on cushions because we're free now and not slaves.

I never heard of this tradition!

Women sit on uncushioned chairs and serve the meal.

But I've heard of this.

And I'm deeply worried that "human rights" mostly don't include in them "woman's rights".


Pix - Mar 22, 2010 7:51:21 pm PDT #13606 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh, Beth, I'm so sorry for you and Matt. Much love to you and Andycat's loss.

Shir, this has been so hard for you. You are a good doggie mom and are doing the best you can. Hugs.

{{smonster}} I'm glad you're doing what's best for you.

Ryan continues to kill ded with teh cute.