It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Shir - Mar 22, 2010 11:09:03 am PDT #13541 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

In Dog news:

1. My dog is Lazarus. I left home this morning in tears, convinced that we'll put him to sleep today. I met him at the clinic, and he was happy, jumping, energetic. I do not know what kind of nuclear reactor is behind this dog, but God Dammit.

2. There is hope. Yay for alternative medicine!

3. I'll kill my sister. She didn't tell me that the dog's feeling better, and I spent an hour on the bus in tears (and leaving class early, telling my prof. that I think I have to put the dog down).

4. I'm exhausted. Didn't eat much today, since my stomach went 180 in me all day, thinking of letting go of my dog.

5. I have no idea how many people saw me crying today in uni. "A lot" starting to answer it.

6. Next: Food and shower.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2010 11:11:49 am PDT #13542 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Poor Shir. Yay for happy dog.


Burrell - Mar 22, 2010 11:15:25 am PDT #13543 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So sorry, beth.


Fred Pete - Mar 22, 2010 11:33:54 am PDT #13544 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay for energetic doggie!


Toddson - Mar 22, 2010 11:34:16 am PDT #13545 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'm so sorry Beth.


Aims - Mar 22, 2010 11:43:47 am PDT #13546 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

P-C, I've decided you need to let your parents arrange a marriage for you so you can have abig wedding cause I just found a saree I want to buy and I have nowhere to wear it.


Toddson - Mar 22, 2010 11:44:51 am PDT #13547 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Better yet, why don't WE arrange a marriage for him?


Aims - Mar 22, 2010 11:46:18 am PDT #13548 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooooh!! Yes!!


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2010 11:47:11 am PDT #13549 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Find me my perfect woman! And/or brainwash Felicia Day.


Aims - Mar 22, 2010 11:48:08 am PDT #13550 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OR!!

I could buy the thing anyway and wear it to the F2F.