This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Mar 17, 2010 5:16:26 pm PDT #13245 of 30000

That's awesome, omnis! Better than having to do Cobra from the last job, by far!

I just realized that someone on FB had been posting, and the whole time I'd been thinking she was someone else. And then she posted today about entering her 30s, and I was like "wait, what? If you were in my class, even if you were really young, you'd be at least turning 32, now!!" And then I realized she so wasn't who I was thinking she was, and was someone else entirely. DOH! The dangers of adding people you only vaguely remember from college. NO WONDER I thought it was odd that she was espousing such liberal viewpoints. I mean, I was GLAD she was, but I thought it odd. Now, it makes way more sense...


Aims - Mar 17, 2010 5:59:14 pm PDT #13246 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My uncle is signing writing the nicest things about us in this landlord reference letter!


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2010 6:21:49 pm PDT #13247 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I need to move to an apartment with thicker walls. Or maybe even a house where I don't share walls with anyone. Or neighbors who have quieter sex.


meara - Mar 17, 2010 6:31:31 pm PDT #13248 of 30000

I need to move to an apartment with thicker walls. Or maybe even a house where I don't share walls with anyone. Or neighbors who have quieter sex.

Sigh. This is among the reasons why I want the expensive house, rather than the perfectly acceptable townhouse.


omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2010 7:21:31 pm PDT #13249 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

record it, then play it back really loud later that night. make sure your stereo speakers are facing into the shared wall.


Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2010 7:31:07 pm PDT #13250 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Excellent idea.


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2010 7:59:21 pm PDT #13251 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Someone in the alley outside just screamed "Geronimo!"


DCJensen - Mar 17, 2010 8:03:35 pm PDT #13252 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Someone in the alley outside just screamed "Geronimo!"

Eleven?


amych - Mar 17, 2010 8:05:04 pm PDT #13253 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Someone in the alley outside just screamed "Geronimo!"

As long as it was the alley and not, say, the apartment next door.


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2010 8:07:26 pm PDT #13254 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The alley has a whole bunch of ledges and sunken parking lots and other things that I assume people could jump off of. None of them are more than about four feet high.