Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2010 10:50:14 am PDT #13053 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, as someone currently in the middle of a family battle that is riddled with emotional blackmail and being treated like an asshole by family members to the point of melting down and crying, it's hard to remember that fuck them - it's your life, but we'll keep reminding you of it so you feel more confident about it, okay babe?

Thanks, Aims. I really do like that quotation, "Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family."

Then, they get all upset when they have to memorize a scene they will be performing. Shockers!

Uh, have these people ever seen a play? Wait, do they think there are people in the wings holding up cue cards?


Shir - Mar 15, 2010 10:57:11 am PDT #13054 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

"Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family."

This.


beth b - Mar 15, 2010 11:05:02 am PDT #13055 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

"Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family."

I have a good family and still like this a lot


Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2010 11:06:59 am PDT #13056 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I also like this bit from Jerry Seinfeld's book, Sein Language :

Friends are the DNA of society. They are the basic building blocks of life.


Shir - Mar 15, 2010 11:07:44 am PDT #13057 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

btw, First Vet was confronted today by Second Vet.

I may not be a good person, saying this, but I loved hearing him squirm and full of remorse. That still doesn't compensate on the 5 weeks of pain my dog went through because of him, though. Not to mention the chance to save him then.

He gave us a name of another vet, though, that should help.


beth b - Mar 15, 2010 12:38:54 pm PDT #13058 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

shit. I think it is time to let go of andy cat. I broght him out side and he had a hard time getting from a standing position to lying down


Barb - Mar 15, 2010 12:44:30 pm PDT #13059 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh beth. I'm so sorry.


Anne W. - Mar 15, 2010 12:45:45 pm PDT #13060 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Beth, I am so sorry. Much peace for you and Andy cat.


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 12:46:57 pm PDT #13061 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Beth, I am so sorry.


beth b - Mar 15, 2010 12:48:11 pm PDT #13062 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm still not sure

too hard