I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.

Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Nov 22, 2009 5:39:10 am PST #1292 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

GC I was worried about that myself when I had Frances as my kitty girl sleeps with me every night. But it wasn't an issue. The cat didn't want to be right next to the baby, whether she was awake or asleep. The cat tended to vacate our bedroom whenever there was a sleeping baby in it.


beth b - Nov 22, 2009 5:47:35 am PST #1293 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Seska-- I forgot to tell you you were in my dream Friday Night. You were explaing to me something about runaways. ( why I have no idea) Buffy was also in the dream, and Willow - but she was in comic form , not a real person. I have no idea what the dream was actually about.


JZ - Nov 22, 2009 6:05:30 am PST #1294 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hec handled the Natter update, so here's my Bitches report on yesterday evening:

Matilda loved, loved, loved Emmett's play, mostly when Emmett was in it but intermittently the rest of the time too. Every time he appeared she cried out, "Oh, there's EMMETT!" and when he spoke as the voice of the magic toilet (it was that kind of play), she said loudly, "What's Emmett saying?" When he failed, as the Big Bad Wolf, to huff and puff down the toughest pig's house and fell over in a coughing fit, she called encouragingly, "Blow, Emmett! Blow, my brother!" And then when he didn't get up right away she wanted to run to him, and had to be convinced that he was only pretending.

When the two kids playing kids in the "dotty grandpa tells fractured fairy tale to his wee sproggins" framing device got in a shoving match with the kid playing the grandpa, Matilda said with great perturbation, "They're hurting him."

"No, it's all right," I whispered. "They're only pretending."

She frowned and said sternly, "Pretending to hurt him."

I really adore her beyond reason.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2009 7:01:25 am PST #1295 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She frowned and said sternly, "Pretending to hurt him."

Your daughter is freakish in an awesome way....

Has she ever said what she wants to be when she grows up?


smonster - Nov 22, 2009 7:04:07 am PST #1296 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Awww, Matilda. Bless.

I looked around for someone to tell about this, but the only person who seemed to work there was the work-study undergrad who was checking out books, who I know has no power over anything.

Hil, you can also contact the recycling office. They need to know when their bins are moved anyway, so they can find them to empty them.


Burrell - Nov 22, 2009 7:10:44 am PST #1297 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Matilda is quite awesome.


-t - Nov 22, 2009 7:46:21 am PST #1298 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

She frowned and said sternly, "Pretending to hurt him."

Aw, man. Small child morality. Melting, now.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 22, 2009 8:32:13 am PST #1299 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Hee. Loving the Matilda story.

Beth ~ heh - well, I am famous for my detailed knowledge of tarmac surfaces. I have quite literal dreams in this area. Instead of dreaming of seeing 'online' people in person, I mostly dream I'm spending time on messageboards. Odd, because most of my dreams are utterly random. I wake up going "And exactly where was the internal logic to that fictional world, hmm?"

not here writing dissertation not here writing dissertation not here writing dissertation


Hil R. - Nov 22, 2009 9:26:01 am PST #1300 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, another interesting ethnicity form on a job application, this one in New Zealand. The ethnicity options were "European," about five different types of Asian, "Mixed Race," and "Other." I was just staring at that one for a while, thinking, "I'm European? I guess? And do they expect no black people or Middle Eastern people or Native Americans or Hispanic people to apply for this job?"

The form for Cambridge had, I think, different categories for Indian, Pakistani, and Bangladeshi, plus one for Chinese, but nothing that would cover Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, or anywhere else in Asia. But at least that one had a "White, not British or Irish" category where I could put myself.


Shir - Nov 22, 2009 9:34:05 am PST #1301 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm confused.

Why do they have ethnicity forms to begin with?