Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Mar 12, 2010 1:28:04 pm PST #12859 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm a little concerned about his relationship with the vet, though.

suh-NERK


Toddson - Mar 12, 2010 1:30:05 pm PST #12860 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The time for too much candy is now.

You plan to nibble them off my neck? (If I had any one - or, sigh, MORE - of them around my neck, do you think I'd let anyone on this board NEAR them? at least, until I'd finished with them ....)


billytea - Mar 12, 2010 1:46:48 pm PST #12861 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm currently sitting in the car park of the Melbourne Museum. We got up early to put Wallybee's parents on a plane to visit Cairns, and Wallybee has a training course. I thought I'd take Ryan to the Museum, or maybe the park next door. But he's decided to fall asleep, and as long as that's the case I think we're both pretty happy right here.


Katerina Bee - Mar 12, 2010 1:58:43 pm PST #12862 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

It's too bad that cats with claws that need trimming don't live near Chez Bee, for I am the Kitty Whisperer and have firmly trimmed claws on all sorts of unwilling, unhappy cats who still liked me afterwards.

All my cats undergo a game called "Got Yer Foot!" I grab a foot and hang on for two tugs, and let go on the third. Annoyingly, I will then switch feet and we have to do that game a few more times. They learn that I won't trap them and that me touching their feet ain't no big thang. So my personal cats are pretty relaxed about manicures.

For cat hydration, I've deployed an extra water bowl in the living room, which gets plenty of action. Also I do not chase them away when they insist on drinking out of my water glass. I figure a little more cat spit can't hurt me.

Alas, my poor old Squeak is developing kidney failure. I can't believe he changed from my leggity little guy to an elder already. It's only been 15 years. I am supposed to administer subQ fluids for him, but I find I just can't do it - not to him. He's so fearful and sensitive that I just can't bear to do something that would harm the trust he has in me.

I've been eyeing the other cats, thinking about what a hard time dear Chloe had accepting the awful thing I kept doing to her. She wouldn't talk to me for weeks, and my heart was all broken. I think the smart ones could learn to deal, as Chloe did, and I think the confident ones wouldn't have their world collapse if I did something bad like sticking them with a big needle. But poor Squeak - now that the moment is here, I just don't have the sack to do what needs to be done.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 12, 2010 1:59:37 pm PST #12863 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Bleh, sinus infection. But I have drugs and I *will* be fine by the time I leave for New Orleans on Sunday!


erikaj - Mar 12, 2010 2:31:48 pm PST #12864 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

my mom has one too...she's been on antibs for a few days though.


Connie Neil - Mar 12, 2010 2:34:16 pm PST #12865 of 30000
brillig

Silly kitties and their heartbreaking ways.


Cass - Mar 12, 2010 2:45:54 pm PST #12866 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

He's so fearful and sensitive that I just can't bear to do something that would harm the trust he has in me.

I think it's the right, heartbreaking call, KatieB.

I tread that line with Kittenish and she's totally flinchy today while still being snuggly the rest of the time. It's hard to do, but I know it's right.


hippocampus - Mar 12, 2010 2:46:47 pm PST #12867 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

yeah it's official. the haircut is teh ugleh. but I love the color. Hello scarves and barettes.


hippocampus - Mar 12, 2010 2:47:38 pm PST #12868 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

also, to make up for the sucky pimping in F2F, I bring you this new toy, from the internets:

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