We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Mar 12, 2010 7:33:47 am PST #12793 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I took my first not-at-my-desk lunchbreak in... Months? To get a haircut. Used some local revs to find a new place because the person who cuts my hair in baltmore is ill and also I'm not in Baltimore. New place has moved since the revs I found but I'm hoping it turns out ok & I don't need to shave my head. Cross your fingers.

Second-round~ma hil! Dog~ma shir.


Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:44:04 am PST #12794 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

The Rules that she received as a gift from her mother

Bwah! As in The Rules that we have mocked soundly here? I can't imagine anything funnier than Vortex abiding by those Rules. Oh my!


Barb - Mar 12, 2010 7:45:12 am PST #12795 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I can't imagine anything funnier than Vortex abiding by those Rules. Oh my!

My brain is at near-'splodey levels at the thought.


erikaj - Mar 12, 2010 7:47:22 am PST #12796 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, she'd definitely bring a whole new take on the Creature Like No Other thing.


Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2010 7:51:55 am PST #12797 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I'm hoping it turns out ok & I don't need to shave my head. Cross your fingers.

::crosses fingers, but not telling what I wish for, signed, evil cousin::


Shir - Mar 12, 2010 8:09:37 am PST #12798 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you, guys.

He's on some-sort-of-dipyrone now, and he seems a bit more lively. I softened his food with some water today, and he devoured it. It was wonderful to see, after the past few days. But now, that we kindda know what it is... it kills me to look at his eye and imagine how big that tumor must be to make it look like this distorted. We'll also try to find (since it's hard to get it in Israel) Calcium D-glucarate to help with it (the parental unit is a big believer in homeopathy).

Damn you, first vet who made us believe it was an eye infection for two weeks. Damn, damn you for missing something that supposed to be that obvious.


Vortex - Mar 12, 2010 8:13:36 am PST #12799 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Bwah! As in The Rules that we have mocked soundly here? I can't imagine anything funnier than Vortex abiding by those Rules. Oh my!

oh, yes. It was a gift for Christmas a few years ago. I tried to leave it at the house "by accident", but she found it and gave it to me. We both knew what was up, but she was determined.


Beverly - Mar 12, 2010 8:17:03 am PST #12800 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Best vibes for dog-of-Shir, and for Shir herself.

Do good in NO, smonster!

Nice piece on the billowy coat of eviltude, Daisy.

With cats, there's a rough test for adequate hydration. Grab the scruff of the neck (well, except for Xuza, apparently), hold for about ten seconds and release. The skin should relax completely in ten to fifteen seconds. If it takes longer, the cat is inadequately hydrated.


smonster - Mar 12, 2010 8:27:39 am PST #12801 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

A bit dangerous, loves life, and lives in my hometown. Now we’re getting to the vamps I’d consider going nocturnal for.

Nice line.


Glamcookie - Mar 12, 2010 8:34:09 am PST #12802 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

So sorry about your dog, Shir.

Hapy to see your good news, lisah!

I have more to say but baby is calling.