Unfortunately, nothing she wants is outside the realm of possibility. There are probably two or three dozen people who have all the specific experience she wants; it's just that it's stuff for which that specific experience isn't as crucial as she thinks it is--a bright person who knows the hospital, the basics of HIPAA, and the reason why CHR exists and who's good with patients, can do the job just fine.
My guess is that she's been burned at some point in the past by hiring someone who not only didn't have the specific experience but wasn't bright and fucked it up, so now nobody else gets a chance because there's research money and the wellbeing of fragile patients at stake. She'll have no trouble finding any number of people who meet her qualifications exactly, and I can't blame her. I'm just frustrated because I need a way out of where I am, and GOD how I don't want to get out by going into accounting (the one big constant opportunity on campus).
My son shocked me yesterday by mentioning that he thought he would go for an Accounting degree. He has never mentioned any specific degree before. He had been talking about doing a couple years in community college to decide what he was doing before going further. He still plans to do the CC thing first. The shock comes because both his parents have BAs in Accounting.
He is also planning to move into an apartment with a friend instead of moving south with us. Between the other kid's parents and us they will have all the furniture and stuff they could want. He's taking the Foosball table and my waterbed as well as a number of other things we won't need. And of course his cow painted dresser.
the basics of HIPAA
Srsly? It's not exactly rocket surgery (intentional). I have to know HIPAA b/c we handle confidential recycling from the med school sometimes, although they mostly use Shred-it now b/c of HIPAA.
WS, pee~ma for Harvey.
Windsparrow, I hope you got some sleep. Poor fruit bowl. Although I have heard teachings that say use a big bowl for trash when cooking so you don't have to keep bending/opening/whatever to get to your waste basket, and keeps hands clean. But I don't think that's what you meant to do.
Hil, you will kick ass in the interview! Knock their socks off! I'm guessing they are on a marathon of calls today, and unsure how long each will take, hence the 2 hour window.
Thanks, omnis.
Waiting is boring. I don't want to do work while waiting, because I know that I'll keep thinking about the work after the interview starts, and I'll get distracted.
Yes, good luck, Hil! You got the Bitchly cheering squad behind you, don't forget.
Good luck, Hil!
Pee~ma, Harvey! Pee like the wind!
Interview is over. That one went MUCH better than my last one. I had answers to pretty much all of their questions (except for "How would you explain your dissertation to a physicist?" which threw me for a bit of a loop, but I was able to remember a few physics connections), and it's a HBCU, and they specifically asked about my experiences volunteering in New Orleans public schools in relation to that. (I don't think I'd even mentioned that on my application, but they asked about the age range of students I've taught, and the youngest have been fourth graders in New Orleans, so I mentioned that as the lower end of the age range, and then the next several questions were about teaching in New Orleans.) They said they'd get back to me on Monday or Tuesday about whether I'm going on to the next round of interviews.
Now, I need to get dressed, get lunch, and go write a thank you email and do some math.
