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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Mar 08, 2010 9:17:35 pm PST #12525 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't really know enough about CA and TX prices to help with that.

Should I ask my officemate if he can give me a ride out to the kosher supermarket so that I can buy Passover food? I need a ride, and he has a car and will probably be willing to drive me, but I'm not sure I can deal with having to explain what every item in the store is. I could take a Zipcar, but I'm a wimp about driving unfamiliar places without GPS. (Well, I'm a justifiable wimp about that -- I have no sense of direction, and once I'm off the grid system, if I turn onto an unfamiliar road, I pretty much just have to keep making random turns until I find a street I recognize. There are way too many roads between here and there for me to memorize the map.)


omnis_audis - Mar 08, 2010 9:35:49 pm PST #12526 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hil, that's a tough choice. Do you think he will embarrass you in the shoppe? But then again, food is food. Does your phone have GPS? Or a laptop that is 3g enabled?


brenda m - Mar 09, 2010 2:13:43 am PST #12527 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man, Hil, that's tough. Because it would be a total field trip. Like the vampire tours in New Orleans. Washington Passover Tour! Would it help if you printed out google maps directions?


billytea - Mar 09, 2010 2:16:15 am PST #12528 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heh. We seem to have run into a cultural miscommunication. Wallybee's father wanted to have a serious talk with her this morning. He's concerned about the amount of beer she's been drinking lately. He noticed there were several bottles in the recycling bin lately.

After she stopped laughing, she explained to him the concept of 'ginger beer'. Later that day, she found an empty bottle on his desk, along with an English-Chinese dictionary. She's still laughing about it.


Shir - Mar 09, 2010 2:24:07 am PST #12529 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ask the officemate. Consider it as an anthropological experiment, only with him as the expermintee.

omnis, love, I have no idea what to say. In your shoes, I'd just wait for a sign or something, telling me to move.

I'm hungry and want to have lunch, but it's hot and there's stupid haze outside which makes it hard to breath. But I've been hungry for 20 minutes now, so I think I'll suck it up and go the 10 minutes back and forth to get myself sushied (following brilliant officemate suggestion).

And now, in the English Isn't My Native Tongue corner:

I currently have *no* in-roads

I have no idea what that means.


brenda m - Mar 09, 2010 2:32:55 am PST #12530 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think he means that he doesn't currently have any connections that would make it possible to break into academia, so this position would at least give him that access if he decides to go that route. But I'm sure Omnis will explain at a more reasonable hour.


Shir - Mar 09, 2010 2:36:55 am PST #12531 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I thought that's what he meant. But I have no idea what "in-roads" means.


DebetEsse - Mar 09, 2010 3:48:16 am PST #12532 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

"in-roads" are metaphorical ways into something. Generally, one "makes inroads", which is more or less the same as making progress. "Through advertising, country music radio has made inroads into the Hispanic community" (Huh. The online dictionary gives it a negative flavor, which isn't really my understanding.)

Hil, on the 250 word thing, I'd bet they're looking for some "philosophy of teaching" stuff. This kid had this issues, and I helped in this way, which is indicative of my general collaborative/direct/pop-tart-based teaching style"


WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2010 3:57:40 am PST #12533 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Shir, making "in-roads" into something is making the first path into it, like the first person to carve out a jungle path with a machete.


Shir - Mar 09, 2010 3:58:55 am PST #12534 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you, DebetEsse and WindSparrow. We don't have this expression in Hebrew.

And, IOI'm5yearoldN: Best (real!) name in Ancient Rome? Sextus Titius.

I had to force myself not to giggle in class.