Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 6:44:44 am PST #12208 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My hair is currently deep red with black tips. And very short. Still curly. I like it.

Nice!

I am a tease, because I have no photos.

Hie thee to a nunnery photobooth.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2010 6:46:22 am PST #12209 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Late to the party, but I just finished some eggs AtwFG!

Generally I can make eggs that don't stick to the pan, but I get impatient and oops.

I like eggs, I like them in the woods or the beach,
In scrambled, in omelets, and even in quiche.
I prefer soft boiled, over easy, and sunny side up.
I'll take them as lunch, as breakfast, and even with sup.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 7:17:49 am PST #12210 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

xpost from Natter

Shakespeare fans I have an inquiry for you that I'll put up in Literary.


Cass - Mar 05, 2010 8:22:10 am PST #12211 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

ION, because of Alaska Airline's new police about charging for checked baggage

Newer policies than the May 09 ones? Because I kinda don't want the fees to go up but I'd rather be prepared since I fly more than I'd like.

Oooh, I can leave medications outside the bag? Vortex, I love you most of all today. Leaving my eye drops and nasal allergy meds out of the baggie, it means that sometimes I can take nail polish. Nifty.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2010 8:29:53 am PST #12212 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

As of today I have one less ongoing bill left over from when I was unemployed over 5 years ago.

Another ten months and I should have the last one, my Visa card, PIF.

After that it's just the mortgage and normal bills. I can live with that.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 8:30:41 am PST #12213 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Congrats, DCJ!


Calli - Mar 05, 2010 8:32:50 am PST #12214 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, DC!


amych - Mar 05, 2010 8:33:25 am PST #12215 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's fantastic, DCJ! Go you!


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 8:39:20 am PST #12216 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Straw poll - who thinks this is funny? Who thinks it's disturbing? Both? Would you look askance at someone who thought it was funny? [link]


Glamcookie - Mar 05, 2010 8:43:15 am PST #12217 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Go DCJ!

A few new pics of Shanie pants start here [link]

This is my latest fave: [link]