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Strix - Mar 02, 2010 12:02:06 pm PST #11850 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Not your perfectly smooth and beautifully maintained ass?!

I KNOW! I am bitter about my ass right now, even before the steps incident. I wear these HRT patches, and I was wearing these wee clear patches I changed every 3.5 days, but since I have no insurance, I had to switch to the generic (the Vivelle dots were $90 w/0 insurance) and they are these huge, ugly patches you wear for a week, and they give me horrible contact dermaitis.

You can see all these shadows of big ol' circles on my ass from the previous weeks; dry skin, redness, and now I have welts and bruises and scratches. I am NOT PLEASED.

Ok, some grading done. I am going to amble around the block with the Hyper Dog -- it's sunny and 38 degrees. Then I will take a hot bath, eat some more Tylenol for my outraged buttocks and grade some more.

Hil R. - Mar 02, 2010 12:04:33 pm PST #11851 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have achieved going outside. Went around the corner to CVS and bought chips and cereal. My sister suggested trying crutches, at least until my ankle feels well enough to walk more than a block or so, so I checked CVS for crutches, and they had two pairs, but both were too tall for me. It seems I need kid-sized crutches.

Laga - Mar 02, 2010 12:04:48 pm PST #11852 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Laga, tons of interview~ma for Spidey! I didn't realize he was out of work. Felt kinda bad the other night.

thanks! I'm sure he's knocking 'em dead as we speak. Boy did he look sharp walking out the door this morning. Let's hope he didn't get too wrinkly on the 2 1/2 hour bus ride to Sherman Oaks. Please don't feel bad- we're used to being unemployed at this point.

Strix - Mar 02, 2010 12:47:23 pm PST #11853 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Achieved walkage. It was sunny, but my ears were still frozen when I got back. However...

I SAW THE FIRST CROCUS OF SPRING !!!!!

OMG, the end of this awful winter is near. Thank Buddha, Baldur and bouncing baby Jesus.

Laga - Mar 02, 2010 12:50:50 pm PST #11854 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hooray brave little crocus!

Strix - Mar 02, 2010 12:57:40 pm PST #11855 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I talked to it, like a crazy person. I stopped and was all "I am so glad to see you, crocus!"

Strix - Mar 02, 2010 12:58:36 pm PST #11856 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Crocus is a funny word, BTW.

Crocus.

CROCUS.

CROcusssssss.

Sounds like something a frog would say.

Laga - Mar 02, 2010 1:11:13 pm PST #11857 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A Roman frog. Crocus ribbiticus.

Strix - Mar 02, 2010 1:11:52 pm PST #11858 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I'm thinking Aristophanes. BRAX BRAX CROAX!

omnis_audis - Mar 02, 2010 2:27:35 pm PST #11859 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Have landed!

2.5 hour bus ride? Yikes! Is he back yet? How'd he do?

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