Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Nov 20, 2009 3:53:57 pm PST #1182 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Say, if anyone has a spare foot for the kicking of ass available? Or maybe a burning need to write erudite angry letters?

I've got a great target in mind.

I've got a next door neighbor who hates me & DH. He likes to call management here at our MH park and complain about things we've got in the yard. He's been seen walking up my driveway, taking pictures of my gardening stuff. He parks his truck in the street in front of my house, peering into the yard, looking for fresh fodder for his bilious complaints.

Now Management has decreed that I am hereby forbidden to hang my laundry anywhere outside my home. I've been Saving Money with my solar dryer for two years now, and I have to stop because I live next door to a craxy person. It seems unfair, especially since I'm the target of harassment here. However, I reckon Management thinks that keeping me in line will make this problem go away. I'm probably easier to deal with than the guy who is mean enough to grab a walker away from a little old lady during an argument.

I don't know how I keep attracting the ire of people like this. I am not a troublemaker, I'm afraid of punishment.

I've had two horrible incidents since I've been a regular here, where I have had to sit politely and listen while someone powerful tells me how much they dislike me and my annoying personality. And this after much polite good behavior. That was not always easy to achieve in trying circumstances...

I wouldn't mind so much if I deserved some payback. If I'd been throwing things and screaming at people, stealing and hitting, I could understand. If I had a trashed automobile on my lawn, and had loud parties, okay.

Huhn. Suddenly I just wanted to vent somewhere that the folks were glad to see me when I showed up...


javachik - Nov 20, 2009 3:56:59 pm PST #1183 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Katie, that guy's a butthead and you don't deserve that. Now I am wondering if a letter written by a local pro-Green congress-critter could shut those folks up. You have the right to dry laundry in the sun!


-t - Nov 20, 2009 4:02:43 pm PST #1184 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The right to dry your laundry has become controversial all over the place, lately. It's a damn shame. I'm sorry you're getting the wrong end of that, Katie.


Laura - Nov 20, 2009 4:05:17 pm PST #1185 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Katie! There are others that are better with the smiting, but I'd be delighted to park one of my trashed autos and party loudly with you when you want to get kicked out. Also, very handy with the alibi if you need at any point in time.

Cashmere, my you are looking perky! Good drugs and quick recovery ~ma.

I'm home. Took a couple teen boys to Applebees. It was happy hour! Whee! Well, only 2 little glasses of wine because of the whole driving home thing. Teen boy chatter is less giggly than teen girl chatter, but entertaining. Also, they never heard totes before. They are also quite sure that their HS is way too hood to ever hear it.

So my plan for the evening includes working on the 76 episodes of recorded television from This Season that I haven't watched yet. Considering the hour, I might chop that down to 75.


beth b - Nov 20, 2009 4:11:32 pm PST #1186 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like your plan Laura.

and I do not get the laundry issue. Not that I love the look of laundry , but it is just clothing. and I have to hang some stuff, so why not outside. I have a faded garden gnome -- shall I drop him in your Neighbor's Yard, Katie?


sj - Nov 20, 2009 4:23:00 pm PST #1187 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Katie, TCG works in a job where he has to deal with complaints like that from crazy people often, and even he is amazed that someone would complain about laundry.


Laura - Nov 20, 2009 4:30:45 pm PST #1188 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I had a clothes line for years, but don't at the moment. I miss my sheets and towels being line dried. Now that it isn't so hot out I should put a line up again.


Katerina Bee - Nov 20, 2009 4:39:27 pm PST #1189 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

This guy is a crank case without much to occupy him. I mean, one of his big complaints against us is that we have a mis-matched covering on a part of our MH skirting, which is propped shut with a couple of bricks. It was like that when we moved in. Now it's a heinous assault upon his sense of decency, even though my van is parked between it and him about 90% of the time.

At least I can provide reams and reams of data from Laundry Line dot Org, to support my case, but I think it's a tiresome waste of my time.

Okay, big Buffista Garbage Party at Katie's! We'll hurl beer bottles and shout about porn. It'll be mad fun! Then we'll enjoy the scent of some line-dried laundry and really piss him off.

Heh heh. Much more cheerful now. Thanks!! Type to you soon.


brenda m - Nov 20, 2009 4:57:33 pm PST #1190 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bye Katie!


omnis_audis - Nov 20, 2009 5:16:25 pm PST #1191 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Katie, can you complain about him being a peeping tom? Just an idea to combat a nosey neighbor.

GC, tons of ~ma! Thank goodness, with all this crazy, you have the most adorable bundle of joy in ya! He'll come out just fine, one way or another. And when he does, all this crap won't matter. In the meantime, can you file an insurance fraud case on asshat doc that was supposed to be covered, but only by proxy?

ION the rain~ma worked. It was spritzing most of the day. Apparently I needed to ask for Cancel~ma. Fuckers put up tents. But get this. It was in a brand new park. They put the sod down last night around midnight. Fresh sod. In the rain. MUD CITY! They roped off the lawn, so 95% of the audience was 3/4 of a block away. In the rain. Uggggg. The actors were not happy. More bitter than me! :: sigh ::