This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2010 12:02:06 pm PST #11620 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aims, scary! I'm glad you're okay.


Laga - Feb 28, 2010 12:04:39 pm PST #11621 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It says "Bachelor's degree required."

+ 5-6 years experience in product development & I have 0.


javachik - Feb 28, 2010 12:09:36 pm PST #11622 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Bachelors are often asked for because they want a certain level of maturity. But the product dev part might be harder to ignore. Damn!

(All of my jobs as an adult have "required" a B.A. or B.S. and I had neither until last May.)


Laga - Feb 28, 2010 12:33:33 pm PST #11623 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm told most companies use an electronic sorter that immediately discards applications that don't satisfy education requirements. I'm about to apply at Carmax where I definitely meet the requirements and it's way closer to my house. But I did enjoy the brief fantasy of how I would reply when asked what I did for a living. They're also looking for a PR manager at Flynt publications.


Laga - Feb 28, 2010 12:33:52 pm PST #11624 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ion GO USA!


javachik - Feb 28, 2010 12:36:07 pm PST #11625 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I never lied on my C.V. about the degree. I can see how an electronic sorter would be a pickle.


Laga - Feb 28, 2010 12:41:03 pm PST #11626 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I am finally resolved to go back to school, but income needs to come first.

(& the USA vs. Canada gold medal game is about to go into sudden death OT)


Ginger - Feb 28, 2010 12:49:10 pm PST #11627 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The overly excitable hockey announcer said, "Somebody's going to be a hero!" My brain replied, in Charlie Brown's voice, "And somebody's going to be the goat."


Laga - Feb 28, 2010 12:58:04 pm PST #11628 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yay USA Silver!


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2010 1:26:08 pm PST #11629 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

5 (5!) coats later and I now have glittery nails! Also plucked eyebrows, redder hair and less hairy legs.