Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2010 4:52:01 pm PST #11522 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

When I was seven I thought my Father had three penises.

Which made sense since he had three children...

Nobody had told me about testicles.

(ftr: not scarred)


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2010 4:53:21 pm PST #11523 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

I thought it was weird how big my dad's penis was, and how much pubic hair he had.

(not scarred either)


Stephanie - Feb 26, 2010 4:57:37 pm PST #11524 of 30000
Trust my rage

This woman who I really like has five yo triplets and a 2 yo. I read her blog. Anyway, earlier this week she was talking about them bathing together and making sure the bubbles were up to their necks and "eyes front". I really like her and don't think of her as aprude but I thought that was so weird. They are only five. FTR, my kids bathe together every night and know all about each others parts (in an age appropriate way).


Laga - Feb 26, 2010 5:04:44 pm PST #11525 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I had seen porno mags before I saw my dad's penis so I was a little freaked out and my mom had to explain that dad wasn't circumcised... but I'm OK now.


Laura - Feb 26, 2010 5:37:45 pm PST #11526 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I can remember taking baths with my brother. My parents were both pretty modest, but I helped take care of my father at the end of his life so not so much modesty there. I don't walk around naked in the house anymore, but I don't close my door when changing either. I'll take my bathing suit off outside and wrap in a towel. Viewer beware. If the boys need to talk to me and I happen to be changing they just stare at the ceiling or whatever. We are all pretty casual about it.

Teppy is wise.

When Scrappy calls you wise that's pretty good stuff.

Good to see progress being made, askye.

There was more, but I am too tired to scroll back.


meara - Feb 26, 2010 5:49:30 pm PST #11527 of 30000

My family was always crazy modest--not only with the seeing but the talking. Hell we didn't even ask mom for tampons/pads, we just took from her stash and hoped she replenished. But these days I'm very blasé about showing my tits. Belly, less so, but tits? Eh, they're just tits. Body in general, I'm fairly immodest really. Especially if it's not a showing off thing--are we just changing? Then who gives a crap?

Askye, I got the same "don't react, the bullies only do it because..." bullshit as a kid too. Which I think is SHITTY advice for a seven year old. Adults should fucking do their jobs and stop the bullies and punish them and not expect superhuman feats of maturity when small children are being TORMENTED by their peers!


Laga - Feb 26, 2010 5:52:47 pm PST #11528 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I got "they're doing it because they're hurting inside and it makes them feel better to pick on someone else." It didn't help.


Barb - Feb 26, 2010 5:56:16 pm PST #11529 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

WOOOT! We have a contract on the Florida house. Please, fates, gods, goddesses and little fishes, that nothing goes wrong.

::pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease::


Stephanie - Feb 26, 2010 5:57:47 pm PST #11530 of 30000
Trust my rage

Barb, that's great. What a relief!


Laga - Feb 26, 2010 6:02:43 pm PST #11531 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yay contract!