Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 6:42:12 am PST #1136 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

That sounds like Angel Martin, too.


-t - Nov 20, 2009 6:42:50 am PST #1137 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Heh.


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 6:54:07 am PST #1138 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Except I won't be wanted by the law AND criminals both from Alumni bullshit(unless I secretly studied with Veronica Mars.)


DavidS - Nov 20, 2009 7:18:20 am PST #1139 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Lesser Boob-ma for Cash. I hope she saw Twilight first.

Robust thumping heart-ma for Todd's Ma.


Lee - Nov 20, 2009 7:26:47 am PST #1140 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Health-ma to your mom, Toddson.


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 7:44:56 am PST #1141 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

wrod. My mother really couldn't understand why I was freaked by her breast tumor. "Ma, it's a fuckin' tumor...this is the kind of thing people bring up when I'm wigged about nothing. Right?" "Well, they got it all." Sometimes it's hard having been raised by Wonder Woman. She still sort of acts like she had some sort of hormonal splinter removed.


beth b - Nov 20, 2009 8:22:12 am PST #1142 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

health ma~~~ to your mom, Toddson.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 20, 2009 9:10:01 am PST #1143 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

My PCA just dropped a really lovely bottle of wine, that The Girl bought me and that I've drinking slowly 'cos it's really nice, out of the fridge. It's one thing after another with that PCA. Much of it not really her fault, but highlighting our rather different personalities and how much they're clashing. There might have to be a conversation about future employment very soon. (In stark, screaming contrast, the other one keeps doing extra hours even though she's on crutches after knee surgery, never complains, works mega-fast and is awesome. I didn't realise all these years that she was the employee from heaven. I do now that I've experienced a few other employees.)

Wah. Lovely bottle of wine.


Vortex - Nov 20, 2009 9:55:09 am PST #1144 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Did she offer to replace it? She should have.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 20, 2009 9:57:20 am PST #1145 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

We worked out that it wasn't really her fault. The bottle-holder-thingy in the door of the fridge where you keep milk etc was loose. But no, she didn't. I wouldn't have accepted, but it would have been nice.

Have found more wine, so all is well.