Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2010 2:04:20 pm PST #11135 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd like to see more of THAT kind of tolerance here extend to politics. (wishful sigh)

Huh. I'd like to see some of that tolerance extended to my side from the Right.

And me, I'll take "enhanced interrogation" (and that is NOT torture, despite the hype) over another 9/11. (Torture is pulling out fingernails, not sleep dep, but let's not digress. If sleep dep is torture, I have a bone to pick with my children.)

Not ever having been a parent, I can only defer to What Jessica Said in regards to sleep dep and babies, but still. Really? Your kids keep you awake for days at a time? Jab you with pointy things or electric-shock you when you start to fall asleep? Tie your hands to the ceiling and make you stand on an unbalanced stool so if you fall asleep you fall and dislocate your shoulders? Really?

I've always tried to be tolerant and understand other peoples' point of view. It's a core tenet of my beliefs, also. But lately? I'm getting tired of it. I'm getting fed up with extending tolerance and understanding to people whose core beliefs include the idea that people like me are evil, who not only don't try to understand/tolerate me but actively try to suppress me as a bad influence. It feels like walking up to someone with open hands and getting slapped in the face, over and over again. Eventually you just start folding your arms and glaring. If you're not the kind of person who slaps back, which I (generally) am not.

Also, what DavidS and Windsparrow and javachik said.

I think I might be a fiscally conservative liberal. Is that even possible?

(I have a thesis in mind that one reason humans evolved to live in co-dependent social groups was so that no one would have to take care of the babies by herself, because human infants take so very long to become capable of caring for themselves that caring for them is so exhausting, any one person doing it alone would become unable to do anything else for the community or herself. But that's just me and my weird ideas about human evolution and the evolution of human societies.)

Aims, I love your urn! Also the fact that Joe declared it you final resting place. Y'all are cool.


askye - Feb 24, 2010 2:06:01 pm PST #11136 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I keep trying to post and I can't which seems to the just one tiny duckling nipping at me in a swarm of them trying to nibble me to death.

But let me try again.

I have had hallucinations, well one hallucination due to sleep deprivation. I brought the sleep deprivation on myself but it was scary and freaky and I releazed it wasn't real and that I was probably doing damage to myself and I needed to sleep so I did. But I had a choice. Someone who is being forced to stay awake as a method of torture would not be able to make it stop.

Also I know that the American government and the military doesn't want our troops tortured, I'm sure no government wants their troops tortured. But how can the American government or any government object to its citizens being tortured when America (or any other goverment) is torturing our prisoners of war?

To me it seems like such a basic thing. You don't do something you wouldn't want someone to do to you.


Aims - Feb 24, 2010 2:08:45 pm PST #11137 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

This is going to be an All Emeline All the Time Post:

  • We took "her" phone away because she was throwing it around and declaring the worst phone ever. She got upset we took it and ran to her room, declaring hurt feelings and worst parents and she's never ever going to have a phone. And then she yelled, "My phone number is nothing!! Zero! NOTHING!"

  • From her room: "You guys have stay here and I'm gonna live in a different house and we're never gonna play games and you're never gonna be my parents anymore and daddy can you get me some fresh milk, please?"

Joe and I are just laughing and laughing in the living room.

Tomorrow she goes up to a full 5mg of Adderall.


billytea - Feb 24, 2010 2:14:12 pm PST #11138 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

•From her room: "You guys have stay here and I'm gonna live in a different house and we're never gonna play games and you're never gonna be my parents anymore and daddy can you get me some fresh milk, please?"

That is awesome, and I love the fact that she added 'please' at the end.


Fay - Feb 24, 2010 2:35:43 pm PST #11139 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

steering clear of the US politics talk

Tangential question: I know that Amych once made her own corset, and that other people here have perhaps done the same, or are crafty/sewing types. Can anyone suggest me a good, clear online site from which to get instructions on How To Make A Proper Corset? Preferably with illustrations?

Thank you.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2010 2:37:22 pm PST #11140 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know that Amych once made her own corset,

Dupioni silk. I remember it well.


erikaj - Feb 24, 2010 2:41:57 pm PST #11141 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, and I'm massively too germ-phobic to actually drink bathwater in real life. I talk about it a lot as a measure of devotion, but the truth is, I don't drink out of people's glasses. Ever. Probably not Keith's either although I'd feel bad about it. Preppie cooties are still cooties, though.


Atropa - Feb 24, 2010 3:02:46 pm PST #11142 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Can anyone suggest me a good, clear online site from which to get instructions on How To Make A Proper Corset? Preferably with illustrations?

I can suggest patterns to you, but actual sites with instructions? I still haven't found one.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2010 3:02:55 pm PST #11143 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You guys have stay here and I'm gonna live in a different house and we're never gonna play games and you're never gonna be my parents anymore and daddy can you get me some fresh milk, please?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. She really is five, isn't she?


Aims - Feb 24, 2010 3:24:33 pm PST #11144 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OMG is she ever.