Flight delayed an hour because NO CREW!!!
You should volunteer to fly the plane. Tell them you played a lot of Flight Simulator as a kid.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Jessica - Feb 24, 2010 5:14:24 am PST #11021 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:24:18 am PST #11022 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jessica for the win.
You know what else is made of win? Injectible antibiotics for pets! Yes, it costs $20 more than the pills, but that's $20 worth of NOT HAVING TO PILL MY CAT twice daily for fourteen days. Ahem. Sorry. I get excited when I think about it.
sj - Feb 24, 2010 5:36:40 am PST #11023 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm in the waiting room waiting for the oral surgeon.
Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2010 5:39:27 am PST #11024 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Virtual hugs, sj. Make them give you the good drugs.
Cashmere - Feb 24, 2010 5:41:37 am PST #11025 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Good luck, sj.
Andi, that's totes worth $20!
Ginger - Feb 24, 2010 5:43:56 am PST #11026 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
May you have uneventful wisdom teeth, sj. Afterward, remember that ice cream is your friend.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2010 5:45:01 am PST #11027 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I wish you minimal toothy trauma
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 5:45:19 am PST #11028 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Afterward, remember that ice cream is your friend.
Good advice for all of us, at all times....
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:51:25 am PST #11029 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Hard to know which is worse, the procedure, or the sitting there thinking about it in the waiting room. sj, good vibes to you.
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:56:12 am PST #11030 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I know I have posted this here before, but just in case a little lolcat help is needed to keep your spirits up [link] this is the one true lolcat of happiness.