I'm so glad you went to the ER, Teppy. I'm of the "it's just a flesh wound" school, and it's going to kill me one day. I urge everyone to do not as I do, but as I tell them to.

And the thing is, it was the patient's *second* heart attack, and both times the only symptom was diarrhea. Can you imagine? If it were me, I would be FREAKED OUT every time I went to the bathroom!

Considering the way my IBS manifests, I'd be having a heart attack in every store bathroom in town. (I know. TMI.)

Considering the way my IBS manifests, I'd be having a heart attack in every store bathroom in town. (I know. TMI.)

Right??? b/c, SO WITH YOU on the IBS thing!

God damn, that's a good pizza. (Totino's crappy, cheap-ass pizzas are inexplicably tasty to me. Especially when I doctor them up with fancy sausage on top.)

Totino's crappy, cheap-ass pizzas are inexplicably tasty to me.

I love me some Party Pizza. I DO NOT CARE THAT THEY ARE BASICALLY CARDBOARD WITH SAUCE AND CHEESE ON TOP. We used to have them all the time as after-school snacks, so there's a nostalgia factor there. Now I sometimes chomp one down for lunch. I have not tried doctoring them. That seems to be a waste of whatever I would be doctoring with. If I'm going to doctor a frozen pizza, it might as well be decent frozen pizza.

I have not tried doctoring them. That seems to be a waste of whatever I would be doctoring with. If I'm going to doctor a frozen pizza, it might as well be decent frozen pizza.

It's odd, but doctoring them makes the cardboard EVEN BETTER.

Drew, I know you're my DH and all, but since I haven't talked to you since yesterday, I just want to thank you for the thoughtfulness of your post. I appreciate you taking the time to explain where you were coming from, and I'm so sorry that this is triggering you and making you miss your father even more. Love you.

Teppy, eek! I'm glad it wasn't anything, but I'm also glad you're going to have a stress test soon.

ION, OMGWTF how is it only Tuesday.

I'm glad to hear your heart is hearty, Steph.

Steph, I'm glad your heart's OK.

Teppy, I'm so relieved that you're ok, and I hope the symptoms go away soon.

Glad the baboon heart wasn't needed!

I also love Totino's Cheap-Ass Crap Pizza.

I have a friend who is so Buffista-like, even down to the way she phrases things (today she said STABBITY! Who says that?), it's hard for me to believe she isn't lurking here. So, AA, if you're here, you know it's me, unlurk already! Or at least email me.

ahem Carry on.

The fact that I'm posting either means that I'm recovering after getting a baboon heart transplant and The Boy brought me my laptop, or I'm home waiting for pizza to get out of the oven.

Go pizza! Choose pizza!