~ma for Drew!
One doctor carefully explained to me, using *drawings*, the concept of "calories" and how if I just cut out one bagel a day I'd lose half a pound a week. I wanted to smack her. If it were that goddam easy, I'd be a size 8 again.
Yeah. I once got advised to quit drinking pop. I didn't have the testicular fortitude to ask if the doc meant I should start drinking it a lot then quit, or if one pop a month were really that destructive.
Of course, having always been fat, I can state that doctors look at fat people as things that are completely unworthy of lifting a single finger for.
Cereal:
JZ, try some of those shower soother -- I love them when I am congested. Also, whenever I go on a cleaning rampage, I have to wear a bandito mask when sweeping/cleaning the tub, otherwise I am miserable for the next day.
I do not suffer from depression. And February is a hard moth. I am actively glad that it is 28/29 days. Often we get a false spring and that can make it worse
Fat doctors are a godsend. When I have more double chins than my doctor is when he's allowed to give me the weight loss lectures.
MA FOR DREW! I'm hoping the asscaps make it get there faster.
It's 3:30. I should get dressed. And eat lunch.
tons of ~ma for Drew! Hope it's just bad gas or something easy like that.
{{Drew}} Quick relief ~ma.
All good vibes to Drew.
What I love is the doctors who tell me, "If you were more active you wouldn't be this fat. Because clearly, fat is the cause of your joint and connective tissue pain." They never think to invert that to: If I wasn't in so much pain, I'd be more active and therefore less fat. Years of no, under, and mis-diagnoses never made things better, either. Nothing like feeling yourself a lazy, wimpish, no willpower slug to improve your self-image and motivate you to work harder.
Much ~ma to Drew.
This:
What I love is the doctors who tell me, "If you were more active you wouldn't be this fat. Because clearly, fat is the cause of your joint and connective tissue pain."
sends me into HULK SMASH!!! territory so quickly, it's not even funny.
